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Cantankerous 10.20.2006 05:55 PM

STOP WORRYING. I thought you were gay.

static-harmony 10.20.2006 05:55 PM

Hey I might have to breed just to cover my ass.

Savage Clone 10.20.2006 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony
But Vasectomies only work around 85% of it.That leaves a big 15% to get a girl pregnant.



Sorry, but I had the cautery procedure, not the clips, and I had them take out extra to be sure, as I have no desire for future reversal. Failure rate with this procedure is 0.3%. I like those odds.

static-harmony 10.20.2006 05:57 PM

O okay, do you have any children? Cause I might just not want any.

Cantankerous 10.20.2006 05:57 PM

Now I'll be able to sleep at night knowing that Drone is unable to reproduce.

Savage Clone 10.20.2006 05:58 PM

Children?
No offense to the parents on the board, but hell no.

Cantankerous 10.20.2006 05:58 PM

Children can go fuck themselves.

static-harmony 10.20.2006 05:58 PM

HAHAh, That's cool, I am still debating wheter I want one or not.

alyasa 10.20.2006 09:22 PM

Withdrawal all the way...

h8kurdt 10.21.2006 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sn@ke
worst thread ever.


I dunno, the whole "My nose is bleeding" or the "I bit my tongue" comes out worse. WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOU'VE DONE THAT!

Pookie 10.21.2006 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Children?
No offense to the parents on the board, but hell no.


You don't know what you're missing.

If you're going to do one thing in life, it has to be having children. And I say this as somebody who had very little sleep last night because my daughter was scared of the thunder and so slept in our bed, and repeatedly kicked me in the head.

Savage Clone 10.21.2006 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie
You don't know what you're missing.

If you're going to do one thing in life, it has to be having children. And I say this as somebody who had very little sleep last night because my daughter was scared of the thunder and so slept in our bed, and repeatedly kicked me in the head.


Well, I did say no offense. Besides, wouldn't you agree that people who don't want children are the last people who should have them? The world doesn't need offspring from me. Lots of other people have this covered.

porkmarras 10.21.2006 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Sn@ke
worst thread ever.

That could be because you aint getting any.Just a thought.........

soapbars 10.21.2006 11:04 AM

i havent wore a condom for months,

and personally id be delighted to find out that im going to be a dad

Pookie 10.21.2006 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Well, I did say no offense. Besides, wouldn't you agree that people who don't want children are the last people who should have them? The world doesn't need offspring from me. Lots of other people have this covered.


No offense taken.

And I disagree, the world NEEDS offspring from you.

porkmarras 10.21.2006 11:10 AM

Yeah,The Drone would make for nice offspring and good music legacies all over the place.

Savage Clone 10.21.2006 11:11 AM

....or a raging psychopath.

Pookie 10.21.2006 11:11 AM

And you porky, you're not getting out of it that easily. A little more difficult in your case perhaps.

Savage Clone 10.21.2006 11:14 AM

A little more difficult than for me, who got a vasectomy 12 years ago?

porkmarras 10.21.2006 11:14 AM

Pookie i'm pregnant.Should i tell my mum?

against_the_grain 10.21.2006 11:17 AM

Can't stand them ! I've used them but reluctantly.

Since some of this thread is about having MORE children.....

I just saw an article about Japan's declining birthrate. The general trend over the last few years had been slowing, but in the last 7 months it's increasing. I HATE how it's made to be a GREAT THING...the INCREASING birthrate !!! WTF ? They base it all on economics....Fuck that !

Japan is already packed...why the hell would people want MORE crowded conditions ? Oh boy....I just can't stand those who want MORE MORE MORE !! Less is more....to hell with the economics. Wrap them rascals over there folks, if that's what it takes to stiffle the reverse of increasing growth !

Boom boom, more road rage .... urrghh...

ZPG !

Glice 10.21.2006 11:49 AM

Stiffle. I'm going to use that word from now one.

against_the_grain 10.21.2006 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice
Stiffle. I'm going to use that word from now one.


It's actually stifle.....but since we're talking about stiffies !!! :D

PAULYBEE2656 10.21.2006 12:42 PM

yes, i have two kids and thats plenty........ gettin the chopballs syndrome soon tho!

HaydenAsche 10.21.2006 01:05 PM

Yes. I usually do.

Pookie 10.21.2006 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
Pookie i'm pregnant.Should i tell my mum?


I kinda AM your mum.

Inhuman 10.21.2006 09:13 PM

Next party I ost more than 2 girls cause that's NONSENSE! What do you all say? huh: Ity emdsz up not cool

wax 10.23.2006 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
Yes i'm afraid you are wrong on this one,wax.That same assumption is responsable for a huge rise in STIs in heterosexuals every year.I'd say be careful with that.


of course i know. i phrased it in a bad way. what i meant to say was that i have no figures to prove one way or another, and while i realise its complete bollox that jp girls are cleaner than any other girls, i cant help but perceive it that way sometimes, even when i know im wrong/
difficult to explain exactly what i mean.

Toilet & Bowels 10.23.2006 09:17 AM

i read an article a while ago that said something along the lines of 1 in 4 japs aged 16-24 has an STI. and HIV is on the increase their too.

porkmarras 10.23.2006 09:22 AM

HIV is not the easiest STI to catch so it can only mean that a lot people are not taking precautions.I read an article about teenagers a while ago where it said that a huge proportion of them still thinks that Aids is curable......shocking!You certainly live better and longer than before but having seen friends die and some still living with the HIV virus i reassure you that taking such combination therapy medication is not fun in the slightest.

Toilet & Bowels 10.23.2006 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
Children can go fuck themselves.


*cough*the irony*cough*

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 10.23.2006 11:03 AM

I wouldn't have sex without one. Unless I was married. Then I'd do as the catholics do!


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