I suck at PhotoShop (help me, Titties)

Normal view, and lesson to you emo shits not to get facial piercings:

Fuck,you are one pretty lady Truncy.And with a mouth to match.Who have been the lucky ones so far?

edited version

Trasher, you remind me of that freshman in "Dazed and Confused."

Photoshopped photo of me -_-;;

you look like someone went SPLAT all over your face.




grade A emo photoshopping.

then you should hit him with a bat, he deserves it. LolzzoorrZZZoooz!!!

i was really, really depressed. on the brink of suicide, in fact.

Well, it is part of the profession.

I look vaguely like Alfalfa there.
I might try that look out in fact.



That is the only cute baby picture I have ever seen.

Porky, you're a peach, but:

1. My wardrobe consists of 90 cent kids' Little League tees from the Salvation Army, and jeans that I always seem to rip at the ass pocket;
2. My hair generally looks like the test subject at a handicapped hair salon;
3. I swear so much I disgust even myself;
4. I consider it a source of great amusement to try and best others at belching;
5. I listen to way more MJ than is considered healthy;
6. On occasion, and for absolutely no reason known to me, others consider me a bit rude.

There is hardly a queue.

Edit.

:mad::fuckyou:

what's "but" about any of those?

Demonic baby.

would you expect any less of me?

You look like the anti-Christ there.
If this means that during your evil reign you will eradicate all humans up to the age of 8, then you are the most adorable creature I have ever beheld.

damn fuckin' straight motherfucker.

I wonder the same thing, but apparently they are not considered universally appealing. Go figure.

Exactly.I was also expecting that truncy spits on the street,scratches her bum in public and abuses employess of any kind.Perfect.

I can only say with certainty that I don't engage in the first activity.
But hey, try walking around with an itchy asscheek. Not pleasant. You gotta take care of those things.

*Edit: I changed "for" to "with." Just so you know that I know that the first option was incorrect.

try walking around with an asscheek containing an air rifle pellet.

If you had a fatter ass, it wouldn't be a problem. The cellulite would swallow it like quicksand.

Oh no,what did i start!

We're all running off to evaluate our asses in the mirror. Someone is bound to cry.

Way to go.

i am crying because of the sheer beauty of my backside

I can't do emo. Not enough hair. I'll see if I can come up with something in photoshop tho.

spiting in the street is uncouth, people who spit phlegm on the street are foul.

People who spit in general are foul methinks.And that goes for breaking wind in public and picking your nose too.

oh, i do those. just when nobody is looking. or i make my farts come out silent.

It's not good for you to hold your farts in. If you can't get to a restroom, go outside and be discrete. But don't hold them in. Not good.

Not in public though.I have some friends who break wind near me just to wind me up.

She escaped from the hairpolice thread.

Well, that is rude.

More than appealing enough for this remarkably youthful older man.

isn't that just standard behaviour amongst males?

No.

No.

No.

gmku, porky and I are making a stand for civilization.

I might be "Savage," but i am no caveman.

I may be old, but I'm dignified and old.