c section is for wusses.

shoot that shit out your lovehole.

I DON'T NEED A LOOSE PUSSY

I just came.

a) it doesn't give you a "loose vag" if yr smart there are exercises you can do that will actually give you a 'tighter vag' young lady, don't be so naive.

b) you would rather have somebody cut deep across your abs and intestines and pull a baby out rather then it come out from where it was supposed to naturally in the first place?

thats as absurd as

yeah i know about kegels and bullshit but it never ever quite goes back to how it was before. i like my pussy the way it is.

i'd much rather get cut open.

I just hypercame.

Oh snap, I had this exact conversation with my girlfriend yesterday. She asked me if I think she'll need a C Section and I said "Sure as hell hope so! I don't want you to be loose!". She didn't smile...not one bit.

is your girlfriend pregnant?

Haha.

Well, that's when you move on to their pooper.

(kidding!)

Anyone else think an asshole feels exactly like a leather Cheerio?

no i think an asshole feels like brett favre's backne
he's OLD

.9 orgasms a day I'd say

I like when chicks squirt...

knees are in jury call to somoans

You sound like a man.

she's fred smoot

Maybe this explains why I find Satan so e-attractive.

I like girls who are in touch with their masculine side. (ohhh, and I really like girls who cut their hair to look like 10 year old boys.. that's not Satan though)

It's probably because we're all bisexual, if we're all being honest. But I think I'm gayer than most.

i think you're a freshwater sediment

What More Can I Say?
Everyone Is Gay

you could not quote junkies for starters, let's work on a puzzle together. I'm a sioux chief and you are a blanket of disease. NOW HOW TO AVERT DARFUR $.& 4.7 and a salmon flux$$

Did Jesus cum?

About 3.80 a day.

I Hear The Drums Of Battle

that's a very good question.

according to Heidi Montag. She has abuot 20-30 orgasms a day.

That's, um, excessive.

not if she has them all at once..

^^Yes it is...

That's even more excessive!

imagine your boner inside of a vagina thats having 30 simultaneous orgasms

^ Yoiu mean imagine the best thing ever?

you sound like a woman.

If I'm with a woman then about seven or eight times.

I tend not jerk off much, cause I like to save up the man juice for a nice facial, I'm talking total face coverage. I know this lady who will only let me cum on her face during sex, I sorta thought that was weird when we first hooked up, but now, I'm somewhat addicted to splurging on a womans face, especially if she is wearing glasses.

5 on a regular day, 20 if i'm really bored.

christ, you've got a lot of time on your hands

I was thinking the same thing.....

i was joking

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Before birth control - 4 was probably the average

After birth control - 4/week during a good week

:(


On a happier note, I just had one a few minutes ago.