Spitting, really? You guys are a bunch of prudes. Sorry, but that's just how we do shit in Brooklyn.

What pisses me off is seeing a dude resting his head against his lady. Head against head is fine, I guess. But head on her shoulder? Nah bro. And if he has his head in her fucking lap, so help me God. That shit is just downright effeminate. It makes me want to fuck his girlfriend in front of him just to prove a point.

And that point is to not be a pussy. Especially in public. I understand coming to terms and accepting that you're not the alpha male in any given group, but don't be a little girl.

I hate when people smoke the opium of our darkness, in public, without telling me first.

the sidewalks in brooklyn and manhattan are covered in my spit

You sound like a fan of pegging.

i suspect the guy with his head in a woman's lap is the one more likely to want to get pegged

my boyfriend enjoys resting on my titties like a pillow, is this effeminate? i don't think it's effeminate, i could never be with a girly man. they make a good pillow. and they're tits. much better than a pillow.
not in public.

I like to rest in their vagina.

Hopefully the chemicals that constantly manifest and then regenerate on my dick from exposure to Agent Orange won't give them toxic shock.

I hate it when people die publicly

Then you get one more point in the 'pro' column in the list of pros and cons I've been building around you.


If he's using your tits or ass as a pillow in a non-public setting that is not effeminate, as he is merely enjoying said items. However, if he curls into a fetal position when doing so he's a pussy.

Only if I get to make Tim Allen grunts the whole time. Otherwise I'd feel like a sissy.

i thought so


can i see your list?

In this thread, or a PM?

i don't care, make a wikipedia page for it if you want just put it somewhere i can read it

I almost just made a Wikipedia page, but then I realized I'd need to register. Give me a second, I'll put it in here.

Pros:

-Is into Sonic Youth.
-Is a lady (and you know what they have), but not a lady lady.
-Might fight me some day. Has some grit?
-White (THANK GOD.)
-Black Flag t-shirt wearer.
-Boobs.
-Geographically close enough that enjoyment of said boobs could come to fruition.
-Fan of alcohol.
-Enjoyer of metal. Way brutal.
-Has photographs of her peeing.
-Spits like it's no thing.


Cons:

-Likes to pretend she's not into me.
-Hates pancakes. I make fantastic pancakes.
-Never took more pictures of herself peeing for me.
-She's young. Not so much numerically, but in that her sense of self is not quite grounded yet. Gets easily offended by me instead of realizing I'm just a charming dick.
-Doesn't send me dirty messages.


A more comprehensive list is available upon further, uh, effort.

basically what i expected.


i appreciate your effort.

You're welcome mami.

I hate seeing witless flirting in public.

hahahahaha

Before you even think of accusing me of anything, I only flirt with my eyes.

My eyes and my boner.

Uhh...what?

Did you see how slow Michael Bay walked everywhere after Transformers 2 was released?

I don't know what you are laughing at.

I mentioned that because of the bar my friend took me to last weekend.

Was he laughing and heading towards a bank?

ppl (usually dudes, sorry) out driving with their stereo cranked up so high so EVVVVVVVERYBODY can enjoy the hot tunes they are listening to. Sorry again, but around here it's usually rap. Yo, yo ,yo, wud up

She mistook lists for flirting.

i thought you were talking about amerikangod
this is sort of public

i hate it when people do that too though. "way to go, douchebag, you lost what little chance you had"

what do you mean by this?

I always assumed all of his money went directly into charities for black babies.


When you apologize it removes the sting of truth.

not the list

just that you totally do that all the time

and i'm sitting here going "ahaha" or ":rolleyes: "

I was implying that I could only be involved in a non-misegenous relationship.

In reality, I've only been with two white chicks. I need to try out some more white chicks.

Does the color of their skin really matter?

Oh my God, we do internet flirt (as per this paraphrased retrospect.) We should just get into romance novel cybering already.

[He brushed the soft parts of her neck with the head of his engorged penis, as hot as the doorknob Macaully Culkin booby-trapped in 'Home Alone']

Ok, your go.

When you apologize it removes the sting of truth.[/quote]
True that. I'm passive-aggressive.

In some ways. Cum shows up better on darker skin and makes giving facials more satisfying. Conversely, slap marks show up better on lighter skin and are more satisfying.

um correction, YOU do

That's like saying that if the chick just lays there when she has sex that she's not actually having sex, just the dude.

You may flirt complacently, but you flirt nonetheless.

are you 12?
grow up, jesus

... are you the same dude that got upset when I slandered acoustic guitars?

no.