LIVE AT MAX'S KANSAS CITY.

Gave: out
Received: withering disdain.

Families are great, no?

Good choice, it's neat how coffee's flavor is so dependant on where you go and how it's roasted. PNG was one of the common flavors at the specialty coffeeshop I worked at. So good!

an acoustic guitar
200 bucks in best buy money
and 60 bucks in guitar center money

I gave clothes for my nephew, blueray player for my dad, Viva Le Juicy for my sis and....yee

amidst these fetishistic displays of petty-bourgeois materialism of the hipster variety (no revolutionary spirit there), let me be the exhibitionist for a change (it's usually adam who does these things, but i'll do it for a cause).

got blow job. gave facial. (no anus fingers though). happy kwanzaa!

Ah, well, I was going to get blowjob/give facial ma'self, but I was over at her parent's house during the exchanging of the presents. The private presents will be later!

I forgot to add, I got a badass electric toothbrush for Christmas that cost like $60, it's got all these insane features on it..

I watched Gremlins. Apparently, the suicide rate is the highest around the holidays.

What happens if you listen to a noise record with noise-cancelling headphones?! [/bad joke]

Did you get that from your girlfriend? If so, are you sure it's for you?

of course!

http://www.mymasturbation.com/female...ush-vagina.htm

ahaha.

Her mom gave it to me. Her mom works at a dentist's office.

But yeah the first time I turned it on, I was like "whooooooa."


...

Hmm, and my girlfriend did say she wanted to "try it out" after I opened up. No kidding. No sexual tone in her voice, so I think she meant she wanted to try it on her teeth.........

but still.

Just went boxing day shopping and picked up the new Lee Ranaldo LP and an AIDS Wolf album for a couple of friends. And candles. Lots of candles.

Santa was a Jew.

hey..

fuck off with all that noise. Its called christmas, the thread didn't say

What did you get for Kwanzaa?
or
What did you get for Hanukkah?
by the way, he's your savior too, I don't have some kind of monopoly on Jesus.



again, see above. my contribution to the discussion is that I GOT JESUS FOR CHRISTMAS, which was the best thing I could imagine to share with you instead of bullshit commercialism. Further, it is a CHRISTMAS thread, I think that something about jesus is more than appropriate, and how am I throwing anything down anybody's throat? I don't start very many religious threads at all, but I am a religious man, so do I not have the right to post on religious threads which are started by other people?

and even more, I HAVE NOT POSTED something about jesus or religion every day since december 1, that day I posted the 2,700 year old weed thread.

The first religious thread I started was on Pope Benedict on DECEMBER 23, which you repped, and about my Sunday class on DEC 22. Those are the only two or three religious threads which i even started, but I POSTED ON SEVERAL religious threads which were started by other people, including Fuck Xmass , , and if the core belief of catholicism.. Merry xmass and the first religious thread this month What Christmas songs are you listening too?

now tell me, did I start any of those? cool out.

blessings and love

Nice!

I thought I was going crazy, but your text actually is off-white.

True.

I got myself Fallout 3 and a Shambhala music festival ticket for next summer.

Got:
xbox 360 (which stopped reading discs after 2 hours of play. "The day microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they start making vacuum cleaners")
clothes
a couple vinyls
books
and money, which i used for gas expenses of my travels, a few bottles of whiskey, and something to trade for a nice flat screen monitor (which I need to buy a cable for.

gave:
a star wars 2 person tent
3 old new york mets year book rosters (81, 87, and 88 i think?)
a skateboard
a pretty nice 8 piece kitchen knife set.
a leather camera bag
and im taking my sister shopping, where we will buy each other a gift. But i also have to buy her a birthday gift (jan 8).

I think you can tell you are getting older by how much you spend on christmas. So, in order to avoid aging further, this will be my last year buying gifts.

Gave: Nada, not this year, my family is very difficult to gift shop for, and had little money to spend anyways.

Got: money, Amadeus on DVD, The Paradiso, Catch 22, and Love Without books, pretty good non-denominational winter holiday.

hey, fuck you. a long post about nothing in particular IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE













Coming from someone who preaches love and peace of mankind, that's pretty fucking epic.

all fyah-man have to burn fyah according to the same fyah plan, for the fyah is not partial, not even to those that burn fyah




maybe you shouldn't have been such an asshole?

:)

what's going on with this board these days? the drama isn't amusing like it used to, just dull.

It's kind of amusing whilst drunk.

I guess that's an absolute statement though.

maybe i should get drunk, then.

My aunt just delivered some presents she forgot at home

The Pleasures of the Damned and Come On In - Bukowski
The Trial - Kafka
2001 A Space Odyssey - Arthur C Clarke (when I put that on my list I meant the movie)

Yes, a great idea.

I got fed by Mum Melly, which was most righteous.
I gave her a bunch of art books, which she likes very much.

So all is good in the world.

lol I got myself fallout 3 too! and a new guitar pedal

Maybe you shouldn't have whored your savior on a Sonic Youth message board.

you sir, are absolutely ridiculous.

this sir is a lady.

Haha thanks Annet! I was just about to say that.

maybe by gender, but not by definition.



la⋅dy


noun, plural -dies, adjective"1. a woman who is refined, polite, and well-spoken:"

I stand by my statement.

What, just cause I point out the fact you called me a "fucking ignorant savage" and am completely sick of your preacher-like ways on a fucking SONIC YOUTH message board, you decide to bash me? Wowwwww, great call there.

ahem,

while I may have been out of line, I would like to remind you that you threw the shit in my face first, and as Peter Tosh sang, If you live in a glass house, don't throw stones.

I am far from preachy on this board. excuse me for talking about jesus on a fucking christmas thread, grow up a bit before you purposely use negative terms to insult my religion just to get a rouse out of me, cuz newsflash, you got it.

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=6212

Fusky stuff.
Ripples in puddles, or nerves across a surface, slow.