EXTREMELY good call! Skyllz

Nahhhh, just some shit from around the house or garage. Rat poison or something.

I remember watching a movie when I was younger, where this little Aboriginal Indian woman was with this asshole abusive man. She poised his meal with (I think) rat poison, but he suspected it and made her eat it. So she killed herself rather than having to face him knowing she was trying to kill me. I would too ahaha, but it was brutal to watch her thrash around foaming from the mouth.

a sawed off shotgun sounds good

if i had to kill myself i would certainly blow my head off. leave a mess for the coroner.

What the fuck were you playing to hang in that? A wasp?

the gatling gun!



ps: for cankers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG5uZpqRMzY

after the first scene, skip to 5:30 :eek:

The aesthetic sensualist within is thinking "bare hands," but the ethical man reminds that it's obviously wrong to discuss such things so lightly.

That's why you'll never be as cool as this guy...

 

pagoda!

I wouldn't kill a wasp.

I was just stoned and fucking around. Believe it or not they're fun to play with.

I wouldn't mind dragging one of these fuckers along to Glasonbury next year.

Do you ever come out of the woods EmmaH? (You must to post on here, at some point) Nothing wrong with it, nature girls are cool.

cracks me up how this thread is now all about murder

You do your work with that demonrail, then I'll drag the fuckers out of glastonbury, so to speak.

What, wasps are? Fuck me. I'm learning shit loads tonight. That the pointy finger is actually your index finger, and that wasps make good playmates. Fucking brilliant. I love learning new stuff. I'm definitely gonna drop the wasp thing into a conversation sometime tomorrow.

you gotta subscribe to emmah's podcasts yo

i'll be sniping the stupid gits from some scaffolding by the stage

Not wasps, the noose. I don't kill or play with wasps.


From time to time. I wouldn't if I had the choice.

Has the opposite effect on me, but I suppose you're right that you gotta learn to laugh at such things.

Throat slitting and curb stomping, two other excellent ways to make someone go.

ow, no, that gives me the fucking willies-- too real

Stabbing that bloke from the Verve, Richard something, would be brilliant. Just stride up to him on stage midway through his set and then stick a biro in his ear really fast before running away. Amazing.

EDIT: Ashcroft.

you said what i came back to this thread for.

and i thought you were going to propose nuking humanity!

are you down? let's do it.

who's going to drive?

Photobucket keeps fucking with my head

 

(Edward Norton = GIGANTIC FOX)

is that from american history x?

I don't have a license, so you're in charge of wheels. Anyway, we don't need a car. I walk on, casual as fuck, acting like a roadie or something, stab Ashcroft in his ear hole, then run away really fast to the hot air balloon you've got waiting around the back. We float away, maybe to Cuba. Take over the country. Job done!

Correct.

If I could kill one person, I would have to chose between Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Tyra.

how are we going to get there though? someone has to drive.
my license is expired but i can still drive. you might want to consider wearing a seatbelt though. i once got pulled over for going 54 on a 30.

IT GIVES ME THE FUCKING WILLIES







but if you must, kill dr. phil. he's got a license for fucks sakes.

motherfucker i motherfucker i didnt read that post then the word license wtf? fuck this shit.

Tyra Banks. Definitely. That way I could go on Dr Phil and get some counciling afterwrds and have the book I wrote about why I did it plugged on Oprah.

You are looking at a man with his sights on the big picture. Oh yes.

I'd also quite like Leonardo DiCaprio to play me in my Hollywood blockbuster biopic.

i'll kill them all for free.

BMXs. It's the only way.

by the way, murder one person? use an axe (if i don't have to dispose of the body, that's what the floorboards are for, innit?).

murder several people? chainsaw.

kill myself? gun blast to the head, paint the wall with my brains.

we could just flap our arms and fly.

not tyra no way.

i'll kill you first.

she would look so FIERCE in a coffin.

I'm thinking that's the best solution, we can do it together. Or do one together and one each on our own.

We'll give you her body, so you can have... ah... fun with it.