I managed to drop my last mobile into my cup of tea, it fell out of my shirt pocket as I leaned over a chair, totally buggered it. I got this old nokia:

some sort of nokia
but i hate mobile phones
i cant stand their ring tones, so i have mine sitting on vibrate, i miss a lot of calls but id rather it be silent

i think i already said this

you put it to your ear AFTER the toilet dip?

brave man.

this is true, i have a cheapass nokia that i once tried to silence by stomping. the little fucker wouldn't shut up.

i'm just saying that so I don't sound like all the other assholes with iphones

sorry i lied to you dudes, the iPhone is the greatest phone ever created



EVER

cell phones annoy the shit out of me. I'll never have one, I've never had one, I never want one. I'll use a payphone or a friend's phone or my home phone or whatever. Or just no phone. I have honestly never had any problem whatsoever keeping in touch with people or meeting people or anything like that, cell phones would serve me no purpose whatsoever -- except to annoy me. And cost me tons of money. Fuck that shit.

THE TRUTH means, THE TRUTH doesn't mean to be pushy about THE TRUTH'S opinions on iphones. THE TRUTH just enjoys THE TRUTH'S iphone.

THE TRUTH hopes the that some sort of reconciliation can occur.

well after it got in the toilet, i put it in the oven on 2-- for a few minutes. it worked pretty well after that, too. i think it actually saved my phone.

those old nokias are some damn sturdy phones.
i would love to not have a cell phone, however:
a) i live in manhattan
b) i don't want 17 new messages on my answering machine at home every day
c) lots of people call me on a daily basis, but if they were to call my apt. they would never be able to reach me because i'm rarely home, and when i am home i'm usually sleeping. i sleep all day, get up, go to work, come home, change clothes, go out drinking with someone or go see a show (no not on broadway you dipshits), come home and go to bed, and repeat.

you know yous my homedude, truth

allow me to make it rain on your hoes

Nokia 3330, doesn't have camera or something, but it's robust. Must have dropped it already 100 times, still works perfectly

this thread is old

a nokia.

A Nokia that's about 5 years old now. Srsly. I don't believe in Blackberries, nor God.

I got a free upgrade from my ancient nokia that looked like a star trek communicator.

Now I have the Samsung Beat


It has a 1 gigabyte memory card to store music on, so I can now listen to tunes on headphones when I am walking around downtown houston texas. it stores around as much as an ipod shuffle, and it is a good phone.
it has a camera, bluetooth capability, records video, comes with an attachable microphone to record audio or to record voice notes. sync is extremely fast. everything works thorugh USB connections.

makes my old phone look like a retired butt plug.

oh, and it has a small speaker inthe front where the music player controls are, and yes it is not the best quality speaker, but when you are taking a shit an dwant to hear some tunes while you shit it comes in very very handy.;

hahah, i laughed at the retired butt plug comment

p.s. hey rob, you want me to put you on the guestlist for the Breeders concert??

time and date? hell fuck to the yeah
Torres-Torres out.


yr sig pic reminds me of what happens when acidic cum gets delivered through spurts of jaculate, onto the sensitive skin of the ocular region.

acid cum!

may4th or something...
i forget
i'll let you know

hey,
pm me your number again
i don't have it anymore

p.s. acid cum???

what. the. fuck?

my old phone went into the washing machine so had to get a new one

Phones should just be phones. Cameras should just be cameras. Computers should just be computers.

Don't mix all this shit up into one thing. That's wrong.

you sound like a 50 year old, chill out

is there a way to crack an iphone to work with verizoff?

i hear there's a new crop of business apps for the iphone coming up. so it's that or a crackberry for me next.

but in the meantime i have a trusty nokia made circa 2002-- UNKILLABLE.

And what, may I ask, is wrong with sounding like a 50 year old?

"Young people can be so uncool. Except for the ones here. You all are different. More like older people."--gmku

no wai.

i want the internext jacked to my brains. i want to be able to make telepathic phone calls. and download porn straight to my cortex. and play music inside my cranium. i want i want i want. no more need to open one's mouth to speak--priceless.

I want a coffee maker in my boxer shorts.

are you asking the gods for diarrhea?

beware of what you ask for...

i also want a camera that photographs what i'm seeing with my eyes.

and the ability to photoshop it mentally.

Some Motorola model that they don't make anymore. This makes the 2nd one I've had.

Word!

I want a laptop that will transpose my thoughts into the style of any author of my choosing. God, I'd sound great as Updike, Nabokov, or even Faulkner!

thanks for the laugh

this thing, but with Verizon stamped on it

the menu is the most unintuitive piece of shit ever and my technotwat roommate always tells me its my fault when I complain about how shitty the menu is. I fucking hate it when he defends technology when I'm just fucking bitching about my phone. Never should have given him Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

where i come from, we use owls.

people may just say I'm a hipster for hating cell phones but I hated that shit from the day it started being the must-have thing in high school. I seriously argued with my mother about how I didn't want one.

a. bulky and still is
b. people rarely call me because I rarely call people
c. the fucking thing made my badass pocketwatch redundent
d. get calls when I don't want them makes me so angry

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to !@#$%! again.

hell yeah. I dreamed of such things ever since the late 80's when I started reading cyberpunk sci fi novels nd shit. I want to have something implanted to my brain so I can think and hear anything I want to, without anyone ever hearing it or it going through my ears. you could still rock out even if you were deaf

I dont even know, some MetroPCS thing. I just payed my fourth cell phone bill in my whole life, hello 20th.. i mean 21st century!

me too, but none of it my fault. 1st one didn't even have a wifi button. 2nd one... screen started to burn out.

i'm currently having problems with this one.

you can crack it pretty easy (my friend's runs off t-mobile), but if you want the new apps (and not hacker rips offs) I think you may have to go with AT&T.

they are supposed to be downloadable through iTunes. with a cracked phone, you won't be wanting to let it connect through iTunes unless you want it bricked.