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Glice 05.17.2007 03:25 PM

Ah, cool. I'm going to that. We should meet and watch difficult music.

Linky 31st May - 3rd June. Looks 'good', as they say.

Glice 05.17.2007 03:27 PM

Oh, Islaja are playing, is T&B going to mention how he thinks they're awful like he seems to do all the time forever?

Iain 05.17.2007 03:31 PM

I think it's pokkeherrie who has a particular dislike for Islaja. I'm sure Toilet does as well but I fell the dislike is stronger in pokkeherrie.

Yep, we'll have to meet up for sure. I'm not 100% sure I'm going but I'm fairly certain I will.

Toilet & Bowels 05.19.2007 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Oh, Islaja are playing, is T&B going to mention how he thinks they're awful like he seems to do all the time forever?


despite my distate for all things live and finnish (not including circle) i'm going to see islaja and paavoharju because they're supporting tony conrad in london soon.

DADABASE 06.03.2007 02:08 PM


 

val-holla-ing 06.03.2007 02:17 PM

pho shizzle.

and there's one in new york that's not a pun, but it's equally awesome...burgers and cupcakes.

Danny Himself 06.03.2007 02:21 PM

I saw a bakers called "Show us your Baps" once. Or something to that tune.

Iain 06.03.2007 06:50 PM

Wow, I was just thinking about this today and considering bumping my own topic but I don't have to because DADABASE has done so with THE BEST FIRST POST EVER.

Inhuman 06.03.2007 07:51 PM

In Ottawa we have a marijuana shop called "HIGH WAYS". I thought it was decent. I like the one on South Park that's the lesbian bar "Les Bos"

sarramkrop 06.29.2007 07:52 AM

Seen the other day on the street:

Muslin - A shop that sells linen and is run by an Asian family.

Glice 06.29.2007 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Iain
Wow, I was just thinking about this today and considering bumping my own topic but I don't have to because DADABASE has done so with THE BEST FIRST POST EVER.


There was another 'best first post ever' that I've totally forgotten and can't seem to figure out the search jobby thing chap. This is also the best first post ever though.

Iain 06.29.2007 12:41 PM

Thanks for bumping this. Saves me searching for it. I walked past a shop the other day, one that I pass all the time, and I just noticed it's punning name. It was a shop that sold knitting type stuff and it was called Crafty Sew and Sew. One of my favourites.

Glice 06.29.2007 12:47 PM

I can't remember if it was mentioned previously, and I can't remember where it was, but I've seen a place sold fireplaces and such that was called 'grate expectations'.

jon boy 06.29.2007 01:34 PM

there was a shop in leeds called the gloryhole.

Glice 06.29.2007 01:53 PM

I might start an off-licence and call it "Amy's wine-house".

pantophobia 06.29.2007 01:56 PM

'Tequilla Mockingbird' Mexican Bar & Grill in Ocean City

the only other one of the top of my head is an horrible attempt at a pun for a place called "Javabyte" internet lounge and restaurant

jon boy 06.29.2007 02:02 PM

there is another shop in leeds that does kfc, 'kirkstall fried chicken'. kirkstall is a godawful part of leeds.

jon boy 07.03.2007 04:39 PM

my freind works at beer ritz.

Senate 08.23.2007 04:59 PM

Not a shop, but a cement mixer-cum-lorry whizzing down the street with 'Jim'll mix it' emblazoned down the side.

Danny Himself 08.23.2007 05:01 PM

'Balti Towers'. Indian Restaurant.

Toilet & Bowels 08.23.2007 06:53 PM

fishcoteque (a fish and chips place by waterloo station)

hat and beard 08.23.2007 07:16 PM

My favorite record store in Austin is called 'End of an Ear'... which is apparently also the title of a Robert Wyatt record.
Not a bad name, I think.

sarramkrop 09.17.2007 08:05 AM

It might not qualify as a shop pun as such, but there is a shop near where I live that seems eternally closed and it's called Paul Simon. Underneath the sign, there is another one that says Fabrizio. Since you can't tell what the shop might sell or might have sold, I have decided that Paul Simon and Fabrizio The Grooverider are still disputing on this matter.

racehorse 09.17.2007 09:18 AM

i know of a couple that haven't been mentioned. a record store called vinyl resting place, a hairdresser called "blonde dye bleach" and a chip shop called the cod father

PAULYBEE2656 09.17.2007 10:36 AM

theres a sandwich/deli place in kilkenny city called BLAH BLAH BLAH.

a blah is a colloquealism for a floury bread roll

Senate 09.17.2007 03:16 PM

We will dye for you - a shop that on first glance looks like your average tailors, but seems to have a sideline in dying leather for you.

fugazifan 09.18.2007 12:20 AM

theres a coffe place outside of jerusalem called Coffee Anan

HECKLER SPRAY 09.18.2007 05:05 AM

 

Iain 09.25.2007 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racehorse
i know of a couple that haven't been mentioned. a record store called vinyl resting place, a hairdresser called "blonde dye bleach" and a chip shop called the cod father


I can't remember if I mentioned it but there is a Codfather in Cardiff. And Pete's Plaice which is next door to Hel's Kitchen.

ZEROpumpkins 09.26.2007 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself
Abra Kebabra

We have one here called that too.

noumenal 09.26.2007 01:13 AM

In Baton Rouge, there's a frozen yogurt place called Counter Culture.

phoenix 09.26.2007 01:54 AM

"Holy Sheet"

: /

pbradley 09.26.2007 02:12 AM

My hometown has a place called "Phở You"

hat and bread 01.28.2008 01:19 AM

Shit! I just remembered one!

Best breakfast burritos in Austin Texas. G'darn I miss that place.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


 

m1rr0r dash 01.28.2008 02:59 AM

The Orange and Brew

A Gator (UF) themed bar in gainesville... our colors are orange and blue. don't go there much because the people there annoy me.


see for yourself, here's the bar:

 

Genteel Death 04.26.2011 09:05 AM

Docklands Tyres and Exhausts

nicfit 04.26.2011 11:48 AM

it's just that that logo sucks.
their fault.

EVOLghost 04.26.2011 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY



I got one of those too.


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