You must spread some man juice around before giving it to Kegmama again.

hmm..

Now on Channel4...'WHEN HANDJOBS GO WRONG"
.....and they can go wrong, horribly so

Hand Jobs are a bit messy. Furthermore it's a bit odd to have your girlfriend holding a handkerchief in one hand and your dick in the other. Blow Jobs are much better. Actually I would not care that much, if she spat (?), the main thing is cumming in os.

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Absolutely. She's also the only girl who posted here.

Yes.
I can think of one particularly good one, off the top of my head.

why do you think that so many girls have problems with swallowing?

i dunno.

it's lame as fuck.

my girlfriend's a squirter, so when i go down on her (all the time) she's squirting all over me the whole time. jesus.

haha! it's fun to imagine that. i've never had any problem with swallowing. i think girls are just afraid of sth. don't know

probably because it's a given that most girls haven't received a decent handjob.

Haha!

Oh, and no.

lucky.

ps: some girls get very into the psychological crap of sucking dick (including swallowing or spitting), good thing there's others who just take it for what it is.

i like going down on my girlfriend, and i like her squirting all over me, but it stains my clothes and sours my mouth so it'd be nice if she'd take a cum shot right down the hatch sometimes too..

yeah, like you can't really eat her just like that, you have to prepare yourself, still, it's pretty awesome.

i always say that sex should be equitative.

I don't splooge and tell.

If I were a chick I wouldn't swallow either. If your girlfriends a swallower, think of all the semen of other guys that she's ingested.

yeah, that disgusting whore

That could be a turn on

Ins't that a bit like saying "Imagine all the cocks she's had in her vagina, and all the semen she's received. Ewww, other guys have been there!"?

Smelly, have you ever been fist-fucked?

I love the quote button. Instead of having to formulate my own sentences I can just quote the 2 posts in this thread I agree with most.

thankfully i have never kissed anyone with a mouth full of jizz.

kissing someone while they're having their mouth full of jizz would even be more gross. especially if it's someone else's jizz!

Nope. Not one of my turn-ons, young man. Why, you offering? :D

i've fisted a girl

^ ha ha ha ha ha

I can't imagine anything going up my sacred anus, let alone sombody else's.

I swallow I swallow I swallow I swallow
be aggressive, B-E aggressive
B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E


hahaa faith no more.

If a girl is gonna suck you off and has your love juice in her mouth and on her lips and you kiss her yeah yeah

Agreed.

I always wondered about people fisting giorls. either they have small ass hands or the girls vagina is just tooo big!! I mean, what's the point?
if a lady likes it and it makes her cum I guess, but it looks terribe and just plain grosses me out.

if anybody would try ti put his fist into my vagina i'd drub him and break his fucking arm

Ah I always thought you were a bottom. Anyways, I could never swallow, i just gag, my ex used to do that all the time. I did do it once sucessfully.

Sex with me is like having sex with a serial killer obesessed with hygene. No coming into each other's mouth and no butt penetration.

well i have thinner than usual hands for a male. anyway, when ui did it i was fingering my ex and i just thought i wonder how many fingers i can get in, i got to four and there was still a bit of give so i thought why not try and see if i can get my fist in, anbd i did, she had no idea i'd done it until i told her to look sdown. she loved it though, she came about 3 times in five minutes. also it didn't stretch her out or anything like that, it felt like normal when i fucked her afterwards.

So basically you are a vouyer? You mean no penetration in you, or you penetrating the other person? Or both?

s.u. = shut up?

female ejaculation.

got frot?

:p

Why not penetrating each other or not coming into each other's mouth mean that i am a voyeur?