the one i like is out on an errand, and will be back shortly.

and people who love star wars may not get tons of sex--but sure get more than you do?

(im not a star wars fan by the way. but i don't mind goofiness on an internet message board).

i mean, i know you are bitter and all but-- must you take it out on others?

have your lame thread.

scuse me?

So that would make Kim Gordon Mara Jade right?

quoted for posterity.


I hate to break it to you turbo, but I really don't see many people lining up to ask your permission or validation before posting.

if a silly-stupid threads get you this riled, you might consider taking a deep breath and stepping away from the keyboard slowly.

if it helps, feel free to pretend that I'm screaming all of this at you in a demonic growl while power-chords play viking-inspired riffs.

rep for even knowing the name Mara Jade.

fuck you asshole

scratch that:

fuck you nerd

Here is steve-yoda.



this is so bad even EveryE could laugh (a bit) looking it.
The only thing i like is the stick.
Btw, I still don't think this is a thread for starwars fan, it's just a "themed" stupid thread. Stupid in a light-hearted way.

oh no! a fascist thread-nazi doesn't like me.

now I'm scarred for life. :(

seriously though....pull that giant stick out yr ass sometime. it should make it easier to walk upright.

ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha ha!!

man you fucking rule!

It obviously isn't a star wars fan thread. . . because Steve Shelley Yoda wouldn't say "there is no snare" (that's a little too matrixy/descartes-like) he'd same something like "Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained drummers. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A drumer must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A drummer craves not these things. You are reckless."


BTW Nicfit, if I send you a cool picture of me could you Star Wars photoshop it?

great photoshopping nicfittt

I referred to the "do or not do..there is no try"...
but it sounds more like matrix's "there is no spoon".
That's why neo never ate soup.

i would put floatingretarded on ignore, except there's no need for that, his posts are easy to go unnoticed.

that's a big accusation for someone who doesn't know me.

nicfit: that's just mean!!! (i mean the yoda shelley pic)

ha h haaaa ha haha

damn, you are inspired this morning

was that an attempt at a burn? because if so....wow you suck at this.

Sonic Youth + Star Wars = Win


At least in my mind

Could you imagine if Thurston was Darth Vader? Even better, imagine if Thurston was your father.

OK, I see that now.

Good work so far, Nicfit. When do I get my Princess Kim though?

if i may add a request, jim as an eewok would be priceless

And Ibold as?

Ibold as Nien Nunb.

Ote ote!


Lee Ranaldo could be old Ben Kenobi.

Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon getting married.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mara_Jade

If I was a painter, I'd put in all my time doing paintings of mark hammill, harrison ford, and carrie fisher for the covers of Star Wars novels.

In an interesting parallel:
Mara Jade is older than Luke Skywalker and Kim Gordon is older than Thurston Moore.

ha ha, you guys are crackers!

(& i have to say this is fun)

Before the new trilogy came out, nobody could beat me in Star Wars trivial pursuit. I had it, but nobody wanted to play it.

I'd prefer Ibold as Jar Jar Binks.

That's because one of the rules is that you need to be a virgin to play that version of the game, and maybe your friends didn't want to admit they weren't getting any and thus up the ante on their social pariah status even further.

Heeh, I think that's all for today, I'll "work" on jim kim and (maybe) mark in the next days.. tonight (and tomorrow, hopefully) I've better things to do than some photoshopping :D :D. If someone else wants to make more sw+sy "photocrossings" feel free to "override" me.
One thing is sure : I WON'T use that infamous metal bikini leia for kim.:) :eek:

I'd SOOO kick yr ass!

ya rly.

then again, I have no problem admitting to being a big fucking geek.

Boooo! Hiss!

That is great.....I think I found my new wallpaper. I hope Steve sees this.....ha ha ha! The Thurston and R2 one is really funny too.


Here's one you could do:




Thurston: Who are you?
Kim: Someone who loves you.
Thurston: Kim!

Will thurston use a screwdriver or a drumstick too, to experiment in a new way to use the lightsaber?

hahah this thread worked a treat. Gee some people get a bit intense over silly threads i must say.

Ok, I couldn't contain myself......here are some more stupid ideas.



Thurston: We should try and make a more ambitious album.
Steve: No, try not. Do or do not.....there is no try.



Thurston: I can't believe that we are still making music after all these years.
Steve: That is why you fail.

^I (still) have 33 of those figures pictured.

That's fucking cool! I still remember going to the store when the original figures came out. People were going crazy over that shit!

You even have Boba Fett, who I remember having to order in the mail by sending in Kenner proofs of purchase from other action figures.

i didnt even get any rep for this amazing thread :( :P

Interesting.

I'd love to somehow see a lightsaber in EG#EG#EG#.