You only think I'm racist because you assume all English people are. Which, if you ask me, is racist. Racist.

i could make it larger. don't tempt me...

(on 2nd thought, i've always found "signatures" annoying, and i only started using one to fight back. like a raised middle finger. however a good idea would be to discontinue its presence, i'll keep it on a little longer, just to be a little bit of the fucker i was born to be. after my lower instincts are satisfied, i promise i'll take it down. would that be okay with you?)

Are you being racist because he's Italian? You racist bastard.

You're racist for assuming that all italian people are racist for assuming that all italian people are racist and think that you are racist.Racist.

i'm sure he would invade ethiopia, if he could...

Your signature is racist.Racist.

Whoah there horsey. I can't be racist, we've never had the papacy or fascism. You're 'people' (if they can be called that) have, so they must be racist. We invented Cricket, and silly hats, AND colonialised those frightful barbarians, so we're not racist. You only think we're racist because your lot are a load of racists who smell and drive around on stupid racist scooters named after blatantly racist insects. Racist.



Look at that wasp! Clearly a racist.

There are black people in Ethiopia. Therefore, you're a racist. Racist.

that's a racist comment and i won't stand for it. you don't like the signature because of my race. racist!

Naming 2 wheels after a useless and obnoxious insect is racist now,is it?Racist the lot of you!Creating the most useless excuse for suppression is also racist?Yes,racist.Racist the lot of us and you too.

Please stop it.You're being racist now.

I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are also white and middle-class, and one of them goes to Salsa classes, so I can't be racist. Racist.

Everyone says that when they're racist.I have caucasians friends cleaning my house and i'm nice to them and feed them Sonic youth and half-eaten curry.Racist for suggesting that i might be racist.Racist.

said the man with the evidently racist screen name

My good friend Tarquin just called and said you're both being racist, especially as your people aren't known for being terribly intelligent or non-racist. Racists.

and that's the most racist thing i've read all day, you complete racist.

I don't believe your racism.You're abviously racist and you don't know it.

Clear giveaway there. 'abviously'? You obviously slipped that a in there so it'd look like a typo - we all know what it really means. A is for aryan. Racist.

I have a foot right into the mouth of the watch seller that crossed my path this afternoon and he says: 'Ohhhhh,thereeee youuuu goooo!!!!!!Bashtard!!'.Erm,racism.Where were we?

i just got temporarily disconnected from the internet, in which was clearly a racist plot designed to supress me. i am sure you two racists were in on it. racists!