no thats just your life.

Hey Hayden, you old bastard. Throw those pills into the river, I miss you, man.

The river doesn't need them. I do.

I musn't get rid of them. I must build up a tolerance and take more.

That sounds like the only healthy option.

I think I'm going to start snorting them by the bottle.

Perhaps find a suppository form? It'll feel better.

Ack, no. My arse isn't meant for pills.

Just a suggestion.

i love you hayden, you gay man of my dreams.

Everyone's dreams, dear.

Granted, if I go hetero, God knows I won't, you'd be one of my first choices. Right up there with Chan Marshall and Karen O.

Cantankerous was at ATP. I spoke to her for ages.

You would.

Paedo.

i feel flattered. chan's hot.

well, if one day you decide that vaginas are pretty cool, you know where to find me.

And what is a 'paedo', Hayden?

careful norma, the homosexual is trying to trick you

Paedo and pedophile are more or less interchangable.

Well I'll take your word for that. Considering your character is more alined with pedophilia than mine.

you flew from australia to go to a music festival? lies!

How so, twatface? I'm nearly the opposite of pedophilia. I like guys OLDER than me.

Lies and slander, noless.