My mom wants you to call her, she's been a bit uptight lately.

Looks like you're suffering from a serious case of the oedipus complex, or you were accidentally dropped on your head as a baby.

I love you too.


Way ahead of you, my friend.


Well, it doesn't take a scientist to see this thread was just a joke, but whatever. I ran into a fireplace when I was 1 and cut my head open. I did the same a few days later and cut my bottom lip in half, and it had to be glued back together. I also had a medal dropped on my head as a baby, and when I was three I remember falling off of a bed I was jumping on and hitting my head against a wall.

Well, it doesn't take a scientist to see that my post was meant to be a joke, but whatever. Piss off Danny! :)

Touche!

No, wait.. why don't you piss off? ;)

That's ok Danny, your mother was pretty fine too.

thank you for making my mom smile again!

Yes but my mum slept with YOUR mother!What are you gonna do about that,eh?

ps:Sorry mum,you know that i'm kidding and you know me very well.