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Hip Priest 11.05.2006 04:26 PM

According to the BBC report I saw earlier, the judge passed sentence without actually proclaiming Saddam to be 'guilty', which seems a little strange.

Cantankerous 11.05.2006 04:32 PM

hanging is too nice a punishment for that son of a bitch.

Hip Priest 11.05.2006 04:33 PM

Personally, I think the guillotine is the way to go with these things. The guillotine has a certain elan that is lacking in other methods of execution.

Cantankerous 11.05.2006 04:39 PM

plus it looks so fucking cool.

static-harmony 11.05.2006 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest
Personally, I think the guillotine is the way to go with these things. The guillotine has a certain elan that is lacking in other methods of execution.


I was going to say the guillotine as well, or maybe some torture device like they have in the movies Saw.

Cantankerous 11.05.2006 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony
I was going to say the guillotine as well, or maybe some torture device like they have in the movies Saw.

because that would be incredibly realistic.

static-harmony 11.05.2006 04:41 PM

Yeah it would, come one think about it. He tortured people. He should die while being tortured as well.

king_buzzo 11.05.2006 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
plus it looks so fucking cool.


exactly, hanging sucks, they die too slowly and theres no blood involved

static-harmony 11.05.2006 04:44 PM

Yeah we need gore.

Prisstina 11.05.2006 04:47 PM

I vote for paper-cutting to death.

static-harmony 11.05.2006 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Prisstina
I vote for paper-cutting to death.


How about him being put in a flat board, then a board on top of him going down on him slowly.

Inhuman 11.05.2006 04:59 PM

I hope they put a youtube video of the hanging him up. I'd download it with Youripper, convert it, burn it to a DVD and watch it every once in a while at a party.

Inhuman 11.05.2006 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor
My vote is for the following:

Saddam spread eagle on the ground. Four individual ropes tied to this arms and legs. Each rope is then attached to four different vehicles......or horses if you want to get medieval on his azz. The vehicles / horses take off in different directions ripping his legs and arms from his torso.

After an hour or so of watching him moan and cry on the ground as the women and children dance around, I would pour honey / syrup all over his head and then dump fire ants on top of that. No arms to brush the ants away......no legs to help him get up and run.


Send that idea to the president, I love it

Phlegmscope 11.05.2006 05:05 PM

How about him being slowly destroyed from inside by truncated's ruthless sarcasm?

Anyway, I don't agree with the verdict. He should locked for life, possibly in some rat infested prison in iraq. Death will only make him a celebrated martyr for certain people. Obviously leaving him alive would piss of some people too.
Besides, hanging, when done properly, is a fast death.

Prisstina 11.05.2006 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor
My vote is for the following:

Saddam spread eagle on the ground. Four individual ropes tied to this arms and legs. Each rope is then attached to four different vehicles......or horses if you want to get medieval on his azz. The vehicles / horses take off in different directions ripping his legs and arms from his torso.

After an hour or so of watching him moan and cry on the ground as the women and children dance around, I would pour honey / syrup all over his head and then dump fire ants on top of that. No arms to brush the ants away......no legs to help him get up and run.


BEAUTIFUL.

Danny Himself 11.05.2006 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Phlegmscope
Besides, hanging, when done properly, is a fast death.


I can bet the hangman will do everything intentionally wrong, to slow his death and make him suffer. Sometimes when people are hung they get boners.

strictlycommercial 11.05.2006 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest
Personally, I think the guillotine is the way to go with these things. The guillotine has a certain elan that is lacking in other methods of execution.


I know. Trust the French to nail that certain blend of efficiency and style.
Just plain classy.

Inhuman 11.05.2006 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself
I can bet the hangman will do everything intentionally wrong, to slow his death and make him suffer. Sometimes when people are hung they get boners.


yeah, a lack of oxygen increases sexual desire. On 6 Feet Under there's an episode where a guy purposly cuts off his oxygen so he can have a better orgasm, and he accidentally kills himself

porkmarras 11.05.2006 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman
yeah, a lack of oxygen increases sexual desire. On 6 Feet Under there's an episode where a guy purposly cuts off his oxygen so he can have a better orgasm, and he accidentally kills himself

That's an actual sexual practice with a name that i can't remember right now.Don't try this at home, Inhuman.

Hip Priest 11.05.2006 07:27 PM

Is it 'autoerotic-asphyxiation', or something similar?


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