I have a thing for older men. Not like grandfathers but Savage Clone and Porky are definately some pieces of well aged man meat.

I am simultaneously honored and insulted by these remarks.

not obscenely older than i am, although i will make the exception for a certain someone named toilet & bowels.

Yeah, second. I won't even go into my numerous wildly inappropriate crushes.

am i obscenely old then?

no. just obscenely hot.

you took the words right out of my mouth. how unsanitary.

oooh, competition!

As long as they cant get into the mood.

yeah, i got something all over my fingers now.

36.

When you're in one of these.

I did it a few months back with someone who is 37, I'm 23. It's true what they say about experience, but she literally sucked the skin off my cock. I couldn't masturbate for an entire week. a painful week it was.

for some people that's a turn on.

at least you don't have to bring flowers. they're already there.

ba-dum-dum csss!!
good one.

(must spread... you know the drill)

oh man.