evrybody has there own way of saying "sh**t without saying it

we always say 'im gonna go push some gut outta my butt'

This is great.

People should just start printing these off, and posting them on front doors.

Beware of corn snakes in the laundry room.

To cool to be a fool.

Once you're a Pickle you can never be a Cucumber again.

Live life to the fullest, what else is there to do?

Got the Blues? Try Smiling

kill yourself.

Osea soy fresa, pero no para tu malteado ok?

Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

Please kill yourself so I can rock

Oh no! You broke it!

Man who farts in elevator rises alone.

"Don't eat the brown acid, man"

And I'm serious. STP is awful.

Well, my ESL recruiter is no longer returning my emails and I have another job lined up at the Apple store in the Grove.

Stupid fucking shit never goes anywhere.

you are a bellend

One of my favourite quotes on this board was Toilet and Bowels saying, "ipods are for bellends". Hahahah word.