that is so rude. you weren't even there. the spanish man made fun of me all by myself.

I didn't have the heart to to tell him that Ibiza was off the coast of Iberia. :(

Seriously though, why waste time over a choice between pasta and sunstroke when utopia is even closer

greece is infinitely cooler than italy.

greece has not gotten cheaper because of economies or anything else, the prices are the same as always,but maybe lower than italy.

it's one of the best smelling countries

it's too expensive in london.

although it'd be super fun.

right. gg and the kid will be going to Italy and Greece. I will be going to Games Workshop and the circle of stones where Electric Wizard sacrifices their virgins.

aure you insinuating thaut theuy speauk eunglish un the UK?

Belgium.

don't ever go to belgium. you might meet thefoxben.

Belgium ??? Is that even a country ?

you're right, belgium is more of a joke.
it's made of so much fail.

That's why you're coming for three days during the Easter holidays, right ? To see more fail ?

do uk, italy and greece. have you not heard of easyjet?

notice how the only belgian band we'll see by then will suck

boobs. too. small.

no?

Easyjet is cheap-as-fuck airlines around the Europe. Might be a bit stressful with little people though (I have no idea how tall your husband is, I imagine him being somewhat in the region of dwarf-like).

With due deference to any Italians reading, Italians are useless pricks who can't serve a beer within HALF A FUCKING HOUR and they look fucking awful. I realise I'm from the land that dentistry forgot, so I can't complain too much. All I'm saying is the Greeks are cool as fuck.

Also: The UK is more than just London, and mostly better. Except for Manchester.

advise me, glice. why are fucking trains so expensive?

yes. i'm well aware there's more to the UK than london, but if i went somewhere else in the UK it would be... manchester.

greece is going to be far less expensive than UK, right?

Don't get Glice started on trains. We'll be here all night.