Scarlett Johansson and then Anne Hathaway.
And also that office manager of our company that is sitting nearby next door and is damn hot.

That's a rather deep and final act, isn't it? I would hate to leave my last embrace to some merely beautiful body. If there were such a thing as soul mates, I would prefer one at the time.

I'd be Hathaway's soulmate, if she let me.

Yeah, she's been in movies and stuff.

you're not doing it right!

hybrid fire hydrant / woman

a woman with a hose?

a woman with a horse

i don't know if i was dying whether i'd be that bothered about sex, unless i wanted to knock a girl up so she could give birth to my heir.

that was so cute?

I'd pound Dita Von Teese so hard in the mouth.

no, a woman that shoots large volumes of water out of her orifices at great speeds.... and has a bright red body. [not just the butt like a baboon ]

on the real tip - my fiancee. that would be one melancholy fuck though, all sad and shit.

on the non-realistic fantasy tip - Mary Poppins. I'd fuck that nanny.

i am now trying to imagine what mary poppins sounds like during sex.

i'm trying to imagine if it would be better with/without the umbrella

hopefully more authentic than dick van dyke.

better yet, a van full of dykes.

2 women - Halle Berry and my ex-wife. both are still smoking hot.

The sexy blonde I spotted in Costa today.

id like thom yorke to hold my hand telling me stuff about how apocalypse is coming and the world and the environment are being destroyed, that'd be comforting.