amerikans are good and frugal

if I had a chicken-footed hut, it would follow me everywhere.

that said, I do and it does.

I've eaten chicken feet.

?

my mouth > your hut?

Bilbo Baggins.

Mugwump from Naked Lunch, I read it as a kid, so, kid's book, ergo sum

trying to imagine you at the ages 10-15.... did you keep a boner for all 5 years?

I suppose you're all eager to know how this went?

Well, she went as Cleopatra, I made the costume on Thursday, she wore it to school on Friday and won the best costume for her year.

Aren't I the best mummy?

I wish you were my mother. :o

If it weren't (wasn't?) for demonrail's leching I would take you up on that.

(I also just noticed my inadvertent Egyptian/mummy pun.)

yes, I almost posted that mummy would have been a great choice if toilet paper was less expensive. god only knows how much toilet paper a house FULL of ladies goes through.