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demonrail666 01.29.2010 09:29 AM

It's an old vid from when she was in hearsay, taken in a nightclub toilet. class.

Glice 01.29.2010 09:32 AM

She was the one who wasn't Myleene, right? Myleene does funny things to my Johnson.

demonrail666 01.29.2010 09:43 AM

Although Myleene is objectively far sexier, there's something brilliantly filthy about Shaw. She makes me think of women who start arguments with supermarket cashiers.

Genteel Death 01.29.2010 09:56 AM

Did you read that story about Blake Fielder-Civil(best name ever) and the sex-swap guy? The txt he sent her reads like this:'' I don't care if the
Whole world knows I kissed you, I ain't ashamed at all but you have to leave me alone now''
She's a dead ringer for Amy too.

Glice 01.29.2010 10:02 AM

Winehouse is one of those that every time I see I her I think about taking my balls to the opticians.

demonrail666 01.29.2010 10:04 AM

Yeah, that was quality. She looks like a cross between Amy Winehouse and Lol Tolhurst from the Cure.

demonrail666 01.29.2010 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Winehouse is one of those that every time I see I her I think about taking my balls to the opticians.


Even at her worst, I'd still like to go bareback with Winehouse.

Genteel Death 01.29.2010 10:10 AM

I've seen better pictures of transsexual Mia, and she is really pretty looking. Amy has more style, yet that Blake has good taste in trans.

demonrail666 01.29.2010 10:17 AM

Yeah, Mia is definitely in a different league. First time I saw a photo of her I just thought she was a regular glamour model or something. She's a 'mistake' I can imagine many straight blokes being prepared to make.

Genteel Death 01.29.2010 10:28 AM

I always imagine straight blokes going for trans. Unless the trans fancy girls, which is what I've found to be a common occurance. Definitely not gay men, or very seldom.

Glice 01.29.2010 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genteel Death
I always imagine straight blokes going for trans. Unless the trans fancy girls, which is what I've found to be a common occurance. Definitely not gay men, or very seldom.


Trans girls, Pros:

More likely to want the bumsex.
Looks like a girl, may understand football.
Can sympathise with farting in bed
Likely to take good care of downstairs.

Cons:

Often look like a car crash in a crab factory.

I used to work with a post-op transexual. Gorgeous, she was. But also mental.

noisereductions 01.29.2010 10:59 AM

to get back to the actual topic. I dont really think that Holden does "come of age" in the book. And that's sort of the point. Isn't it?

Glice 01.29.2010 11:00 AM

Boo! Boo to OT post. BOO.

Genteel Death 01.29.2010 11:17 AM

What is he going on about?

Rob Instigator 01.29.2010 11:23 AM

I hated Holden caufield and still do. I saw the book as a tale about an extremely self-absorbed, loser fuck, with no redeeming qualitites, and endless self-pity. It made me sick. so fucking stupid. I was mad I read it the asshole was so pathetic.

demonrail666 01.29.2010 11:27 AM

Getting back to the point, Transexuals work far better than transvestites seem to because transexuals tend to emulate themselves on a very heterosexual female ideal while transvestites (albeit largely for practical reasons) tend go for something more akin to Mary Whitehouse (who isn't).

Genteel Death 01.29.2010 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
It made me sick. the asshole was so pathetic.

Whose?

Glice 01.29.2010 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
Getting back to the point, Transexuals work far better than transvestites seem to because transexuals tend to emulate themselves on a very heterosexual female ideal while transvestites (albeit largely for practical reasons) tend go for something more akin to Mary Whitehouse (who isn't).


TV seems more to be about wearing clothes nominally designated for women rather than emulating femininity. It's obviously a complex matter. But of the two, I've met more TS women that I've had a little think about than I have TVs.

pbradley 01.29.2010 12:32 PM

Sorry, mates, but they released Salinger's unpublished work and evidently the sequal to Catcher in the Rye has Holden getting a trans operation.

You are on topic with the thread.

alteredcourse 01.29.2010 02:09 PM

Ohh, THAT's why he was so pissed off!


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