i don't want to do the anus

I negged you because wtf I'm not allowed to post my thoughts. wtvr.

suntan lotion spreader for beyonce's ass

monica bellucci's private spanker

master paddler

spank spank spank spank spank

haaa haa haaa haaaa

haaa haaa

oh that was good

Yes. Bring back Steve Waugh or AB.

rob instigator's dream job

astronaut (official space station artist-in-residence to be more specific)

overly pampered and adored and ridiculed rock god would be number two.

Do you mean Steve Waugh or Steve 'cheating cunt' Waugh? Lest we forget [1:26]

Sheeet. Why whinge on behalf of the Windies? Are you Lara's cuz? Commendable memory though.

DJ for indie radio station. Sportscaster. Keymaster for the pharmacy room at a major hospital

Ha. Some things just stick, especially in relation to the Aussies. Which is obviously a backhanded compliment, because I can't be bothered to dislike SA that much.

I'll probably never forgive Pakistan either mind you.

Edit: directed towards the big quasar.

i would not want to deal drugs for a living....way too stressful. but working at a record store would be ideal, of course.

My ideal job would be "community organizer"...as vague and retardly idealistic as that sounds.

You should go full-time. It is silly to break a law for such petty incentives as to smoke for free, which what most 'part-time' weed dealers do.. if you are just smoking for free why risk getting busted? Selling is selling, go hard or go home! ".. his last breath a lesson I straight possess like jewels stay thugged out keep it movin'.."

Up yo game or jump up out the game, before the game jumps up on you.. ;)

Well these are all better than the usual soul destroying suggestions I get.

I bet they were capricorns...bloody capricorns.

man that is too funny nefels.
It happens.