I peed on a duck blind once. For those cityfolk of you who don't know what that is,

Basically what you hunt ducks out of.

My cousin married a very rural country guy and there was a duck blind close to where this birthday/New Year's party was (which was a bonfire in the back of someone's HUGE yard, during the winter when there was a ton of snow and it would've taken a ridiculous amount of time to get back to the nearest house) really close to the lake. Wish I could've peed on the face of all those who used it, really.

You are fukkin right on. When I'm in my classroom, I CANNOT leave the kids alone FOR ANY REASON. It's a legal issue as well as a cover yr ass issue. I have had to sit down and press my butt into a chair to hold the pee in till the end of class. So coffee is out of the question in the morning.

What grade do you teach, artsygrrl?