if you cut off part of your liver it grows back. is that right? i think i heard that. someone told me that.

^Lets hope so.

i think by the time you get at it with the knife you'll be pretty much done for anyway.

Oprah discharges 4x the normal human amount of CO2....Al Gore knows this. But he knew a movie would be more profitable than taking Oprah to court. I swear

Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times. Jim Carey, with the same initials as Julius Caesar, is in the movie "the number 23". James Cameron, also with the same initials, had 23 men put their semen on his face today.

remember when they told you as a kid that you'll grow a tail if you drink coffee?

no but they did tell me i'd fall asleep easier if i prayed.

my grandmother wanted me to pray, that's clear!

same here. silly religion freaks