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bed sleep now bye all.
needs more dino please!! |
^^^ have fun 'n stuff.
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no wonder I'm so good at it. |
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haha yes! |
i've seen a dino penis so they must not exist
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I do too. |
I disbelieve this board a lot.
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this thread is incredible.
here's my contribution. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=229V7... A9FAB&index=2 |
Time to be full of myself again. Picture of me!
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I almost wrote a caveat to pre-empt that reply but I figured it was futile. Now may we draw our focus back to the fact that the male is sticking his penis into the top back of the female's tail?
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^^^ I tried desperately to find an anatomical chart of dinosaur back-vaginas, but yr just going to have to trust me on it.
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just look at the male's face. it is leaning to his right. that's where his dino cock is thudding prehistorical play. the tails are smoke screens
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when sexually excited, the male brontosaurus has an anal anti-gravity gland. which allows him to float. which is the only way he can reach the female back vagina. and yet, they still went extinct
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One cannot discount the possibility of fleshy penis-barbs that lodge themselves inside the trembling walls of the back vagina.
Perhaps our lumbering friend is simply going for a lust-filled ride through arboria; a ride from which he cannot escape. 1. ^ab Slowly, F. (2009). "Everything You Wanted to Know About Dino-Fucking (but were afraid to ask)." P. 69 in Glottenfreschen, P. and Bambert, O. (eds), Tribute to the Back Vagina: A Detailed Comparison of Reptilian Sexual Positions and the Kama Sutra. |
Or maybe they are just playing leap frog.
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