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phoenix 04.28.2009 09:20 AM

bed sleep now bye all.


needs more dino please!!

floatingslowly 04.28.2009 09:22 AM

^^^ have fun 'n stuff.


 


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Originally Posted by phoenix
dinos invented lzr quest.


no wonder I'm so good at it.

Sonic Youth 37 04.28.2009 09:52 AM

 

EVOLghost 04.28.2009 10:57 AM

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haha yes!

davenotdead 04.28.2009 12:43 PM

i've seen a dino penis so they must not exist

floatingslowly 04.28.2009 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
i've seen a dino penis so they must not exist

do you frequently disbelieve in the things that you see?

I do too.

Savage Clone 04.28.2009 02:01 PM

I disbelieve this board a lot.

Rob Instigator 04.28.2009 02:08 PM

 

 

 

 

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Rob Instigator 04.28.2009 02:13 PM

 

Kloriel 04.28.2009 04:05 PM

this thread is incredible.

here's my contribution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=229V7... A9FAB&index=2

vulva 04.28.2009 04:26 PM

Time to be full of myself again. Picture of me!
 

pbradley 04.28.2009 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
 

Why is the male floating?

floatingslowly 04.28.2009 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
Why is the male floating?

I'm sorry, but that's not me.

I have brown spots, not green.

pbradley 04.28.2009 04:53 PM

I almost wrote a caveat to pre-empt that reply but I figured it was futile. Now may we draw our focus back to the fact that the male is sticking his penis into the top back of the female's tail?

floatingslowly 04.28.2009 05:29 PM

^^^ I tried desperately to find an anatomical chart of dinosaur back-vaginas, but yr just going to have to trust me on it.

BACK VAGINAS.

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^^^ yr fucking doing it wrong.
 

Kloriel 04.28.2009 05:33 PM

just look at the male's face. it is leaning to his right. that's where his dino cock is thudding prehistorical play. the tails are smoke screens

davenotdead 04.28.2009 05:37 PM

when sexually excited, the male brontosaurus has an anal anti-gravity gland. which allows him to float. which is the only way he can reach the female back vagina. and yet, they still went extinct

floatingslowly 04.28.2009 05:47 PM

One cannot discount the possibility of fleshy penis-barbs that lodge themselves inside the trembling walls of the back vagina.

Perhaps our lumbering friend is simply going for a lust-filled ride through arboria; a ride from which he cannot escape.


1. ^ab Slowly, F. (2009). "Everything You Wanted to Know About Dino-Fucking (but were afraid to ask)." P. 69 in Glottenfreschen, P. and Bambert, O. (eds), Tribute to the Back Vagina: A Detailed Comparison of Reptilian Sexual Positions and the Kama Sutra.

pbradley 04.28.2009 06:31 PM

Or maybe they are just playing leap frog.


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