get her tits done.
there are no limits

Dammit, you beat me to it.

She doesn't have everything, just a lot of expensive shit. Make her a macaroni picture frame.

A spare kidney could come in handy.

get her flowers. bitches love flowers.

its tested and true. No girl will complain about getting flowers.

Yeah, everyone loves a something nothing. I wish I had (an) everything nothing anything something.

An STD.

*is smitten*

The Hardcore Collection
 

I seriously considered buying her the Kern DVD "The Hardcore Collection", but I'm afraid she and her family (she's my cousins' cousin) might shun me for the rest of my life.

Flowers may be a nice alternative...
Thanks for the suggestion, cars_willkillyou!

I think I will give her this thread in print + some flowers

something in formaldehyde./

unless their carnations.

ew. those would make you look cheap. and flowers are kind of corny.

what is she interested in? her hobbies? ect. ect.
if youre good enough friends to go out in public with her you should have an ok feel for her tastes.

and i dont know who said it, but theyre right. she doesnt have everything just lots of worthless shit with high prices.

sponsor some kid in africa for her or something. maybe she'll learn to put all of that money to good use instead of materialistic bullshit.

something homemade.

the men don't know, but the little girl understand.

Something that can't be paid for.
Surprise her, dude.

Just checking, you have seen that, right? Because there is some pretty hardcore stuff on there indeed. Once you get past the Death Valley '69 music video there is a lot of explicit sex and a woman having her vagina sewn shut.

I suppose it probably is something she doesn't already have, but you mentioned earlier that she likes chick flicks...

!!!!!!

Yeah, it's not really a present for everyone.


Hmm, just a couple more months until Mother's Day.

I think I exaggerated when I wrote "seriously considered". I think it was more like, suppose I would give her that dvd, what would happen? (more like a twisted fantasy I suppose)

anyway

I asked a sister of her's for advice, and she said she likes chocolate and honey waffles. And our cousin told me she's into taking pictures, photography.

I think I will give her some good honey waffles and a photo mag or book.

Thanks for your interest and suggestions, people, I appreciate it.

Nothing.

Anyway she doesn't deserve a present.
No ?