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Cantankerous 08.27.2008 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
thoughts?

i wonder why that fat man on the stretcher has buttocks on his stomach

terriblecanyons 08.27.2008 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i wonder why that fat man on the stretcher has buttocks on his stomach


SRSLY. I think that every time I see that picture

atsonicpark 08.27.2008 10:05 PM

I know about 100000x more about computers than my grandpa.

Yet he still watches over my shoulder if I ever get on his computer to print shit (I don't have a printer on my computer) like I'm going to break something.

Also, one time I typed in "maps" to google on his computer and you know how a box will pop up that shows things that people have searched for before? I got to "ma" and this thing popped up that said "MASTURBATION TIPS", something he had looked up before. Jesus, he's 68!

Cantankerous 08.27.2008 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I know about 100000x more about computers than my grandpa.

Yet he still watches over my shoulder if I ever get on his computer to print shit (I don't have a printer on my computer) like I'm going to break something.

Also, one time I typed in "maps" to google on his computer and you know how a box will pop up that shows things that people have searched for before? I got to "ma" and this thing popped up that said "MASTURBATION TIPS", something he had looked up before. Jesus, he's 68!

hahahahaha

!@#$%! 08.27.2008 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
something he had looked up before. Jesus, he's 68!


that means you have good genes, i hope you said thank you!

cars_willkillyou 08.28.2008 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh
Oh my fuck I want that beagle.


in the 2500s there will be a huge smuggling demand on the black market for beagles. Better get one while they're legal.

greedrex 08.28.2008 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I know about 100000x more about computers than my grandpa.

Yet he still watches over my shoulder if I ever get on his computer to print shit (I don't have a printer on my computer) like I'm going to break something.

Also, one time I typed in "maps" to google on his computer and you know how a box will pop up that shows things that people have searched for before? I got to "ma" and this thing popped up that said "MASTURBATION TIPS", something he had looked up before. Jesus, he's 68!


wahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
priceless
You must spread some doughnuts around before giving it to atsonicpark again.

NWRA 08.28.2008 05:53 AM

My Dad is confused by the banners which appear on certain websites saying things like 'Your computer may have a virus! Click here to install [some anti-virus program]', so he screams 'shit! We've got a virus' and clicks on it and then dozens of pop-ups appear, and then he shouts 'the page I was looking at has disappeared!' (he doesn't understand the idea of multiple, interchangable 'windows', however much I explain it to him), and instead thinks it's disappeared because the insides of the computer are slowly 'melting' due to the virus. And it goes on, and on.

terriblecanyons 08.28.2008 06:00 AM

hahahahaha what the fuck

cryptowonderdruginvogue 08.28.2008 06:14 AM

This Was Rude.

Cantankerous 08.28.2008 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by NWRA
My Dad is confused by the banners which appear on certain websites saying things like 'Your computer may have a virus! Click here to install [some anti-virus program]', so he screams 'shit! We've got a virus' and clicks on it and then dozens of pop-ups appear, and then he shouts 'the page I was looking at has disappeared!' (he doesn't understand the idea of multiple, interchangable 'windows', however much I explain it to him), and instead thinks it's disappeared because the insides of the computer are slowly 'melting' due to the virus. And it goes on, and on.

i nearly pissed myself laughing at the thought of this old man screaming and flailing about wildly "SHIT! we've got a virus!"

nicfit 08.28.2008 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i nearly pissed myself laughing at the thought of this old man screaming and flailing about wildly "SHIT! we've got a virus!"



 

gmku 08.28.2008 06:46 AM

I always wash my hands before I use my laptop. So far it has remained virus-free!

terriblecanyons 08.28.2008 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

 


Oh god... that movie is a fucking joke.

Green_mind 08.28.2008 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Also, one time I typed in "maps" to google on his computer and you know how a box will pop up that shows things that people have searched for before? I got to "ma" and this thing popped up that said "MASTURBATION TIPS", something he had looked up before. Jesus, he's 68!


You'll have to tell him about your finger up your butthole trick :eek: :p

Savage Clone 08.28.2008 02:22 PM

I thought this was gonna be about pacemakers and teh diabeetus meters and stuff.

al shabbray 08.28.2008 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku
I can't wait til you're old, all of you.

Actually I won't be around to see that, will I?

Shit. Now I'm really depressed. Computers make me sad. They're all out to get me and make me feel old and depressed, I just know it.


at least you got "a" feeling n general. I heard here are some bots on the board...I think they will miss em

Cantankerous 08.28.2008 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku
I always wash my hands before I use my laptop. So far it has remained virus-free!

newsflash

gmku is fucking old.

MellySingsDoom 08.28.2008 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku
I always wash my hands before I use my laptop. So far it has remained virus-free!


That's not a laptop, that's a typewriter!

Alex's Trip 08.29.2008 08:16 AM

bumping to stop all of crypto's shit...

hjahah, this is pedro's thread...


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