water is awesome

i like a very cold glass of gerolsteiner-- tastes like drinking a rock

has anyone inhaled in at a weird time or in a moment of exertion and smelled/tasted their own blood? It is always a suprising and discomforting taste of ones own mortality.

mortality? i say yummy! lotsa iron!

water rocks out loud

yeah, you people won't be so happy about water when it destroys California and you have to grow fins to adapt and Kevin Costner has to save your asses from pirates. You'll be like, "Damn, water sucks. Now I'm stuck in this stupid boat." Can anyone spot this thread's second Captain Beefheart reference?

I don't know about Captain Beefheart but I definitely don't want to be stuck anywhere with that dumbass Kevin Costner. And I'll kill myself before I grow fins that fuckin gross!

Grow Fins baby.