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floatingslowly 04.03.2007 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
anyway, any of you folks interested in finding out more about that bunch of fraudsters/suckers should read this:
http://www.xenu.net/

and if you want to cut to the chase and find out about the balderdash these people believe read this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu



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In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu), pronounced /'zi.nu/, was the alien dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of aliens to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs.

I change my mind. I'm a scientologist.

Toilet & Bowels 04.03.2007 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mangajunky
4 - they haven't shoved Jesus down my throat


if you want that sort of thing you're better off being a small and child visiting a catholic priest.

mangajunky 04.03.2007 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
if you want that sort of thing you're better off being a small and child visiting a catholic priest.


I actually survived Catholicism physically unscathed.
And I was even an altar boy.

HaydenAsche 04.03.2007 06:06 PM

I certainly don't believe in it.

Bollocks_to_Pop 04.03.2007 09:51 PM

If you really want the truth about Scientology, just read things about it written by Mr. Hubbard. The church is pretty up front on its intentions. The media gives it another take though. I've been a Scientologist my whole life and I have never heard of Xenu. What your beliefs are though are your own and thats fine with me.

floatingslowly 04.03.2007 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Bollocks_to_Pop
I've been a Scientologist my whole life and I have never heard of Xenu.


crap. time for me to switch cults. :confused:

I don't mind whatever it is that you believe, but I want my religion to include hydrogen bombs strapped to a volcano. that's a sure-fire way to kill aliens.

let's see jeezus do THAT!!

since He's up for grabs, I'm taking Xenu for my own.

floatingslowly 04.03.2007 10:32 PM

 

ZEROpumpkins 04.04.2007 02:33 AM

I can't believe the amount of scientologists there are. Usually i have respect for the beliefs of others, but....c'mon, you believe that an aeroplane flew through space, and xenu had h bombs and shit. It's less plausible than christianity. And don't get me started on that bullshit.


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