No, I'd like you to guess the brand of my aftershave.

Try again.

That's better. I can now believe that you're wotsisname.

There's only one person that could have made this.^
Either that, or we have an art thief on this forum.

maybe his baby factory is in full swing and takes up all his time now?

Like there's a difference?

..thank god..

I am sorry to dissapoint you, but I am not Cantankerous.

Maybe he went to get a sidways haircut
Maybe he went to buy an air force parka

Where, where the hell is prokmarias

I don't think it is him. The real Porkmarras would've posted something hurtful about those nice ethnics, like Sanjeev who works in my corner shop who's a bit smelly but frightfully nice. Because he's a racist.

Edit: Porkmarras is a racist, not Sanjeev. Because, y'know, they can't be racist, can they?

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

Taught, tort, or tawt?

...:rolleyes:

i really like the days of our sonic lifes thing.

I will add nothing tasteful or intellgent, as i am bored and tired. I don't give a flying fuck, if Sarramkrop is actually the old porky.

And you might be?

Fiendish ghoul you are.

why "pork"marras anyway?