my humblest apologies to you sir. may you have my first born child as payment for my misgivings.

Sir, 'twould be terrifically bold of me to accept such an offering. Nay, think of what society might think of our illicit exchange? I suggest a mere sacrifice of lamb, or fowl, at the alter of the nearest Synagogue, to recompense for your grave misgivings. Or you could PM me some horse porn, either or.

sir,

your horse porn delight has sickened me beyond belief. i have penned a stronly worded letter to the duke of leicester asking for his assistance in taking ten of your livestock as payment for such a slanderous slur on the good nature of horses.

i assume that your outburst can only be because i am to wed your sister next week.

may god have mercy on your soul.

I have -$400.00 :(

haa, niice!

dont worry,


:p

hahaha. Funny thing, because I just did an ad in class about prostitution. It shows a girl with her head propped up and her mouth open, and on top it says "When it comes to time and money, make sure every cent is worth it". If my teacher fails me for offensive material, I could just say it's an ironic approach at sex appeal being a misleading factor in youth culture, because there's no article about it.

The Duke of Leicester, you say? That ne'er do well could fain buckle a child's galosh, let alone garner the wherewithal to disenfranchise me of my livestock! Slander is but the distemper of your crapulous nature, good sir. I trust this missive will serve to dislodge your good continence.

My sister, as well you know, is a vile-tempered harlot, and you are more than welcome to her.

An egg, you mean? :p

scarcasm is the lowest form of whit. but well done sir.

I take my comic inspiration from Eddie Large.


(he's the one on the left)

i thought you were more of a cannon and ball sort of fella.

No, too sophisticated.

noddy is fucking cool. haha