As if from nowhere, a shuriken hit His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles of Scotland Yard in the back.

"death to monarchy!!!" -- screamed the crowd.

"Death to the haze of his mysterious words," yelled a drunken man in the crowd, and everybody stared at him awkward.

'Er, er, ah now, er, oh dear' muttered His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles of Scotland Yard.

Someone out of nowwhere screamed "Be Your Own Pet" and the crowd went wild.

'Let Jemima decide who's guilty', cried a voice from the throng.

Just at this very moment, a mountain was being moved for the purpose of Queen Douglas IV the third's own personal fitness room... while Kim pondered, "wait a sec... i was never making bread in the first place!"

Obi-Wan leapt to the rescue, flinging aside dicks and royalty alike with his immense Force powers; all the while swinging his lightsaber menancingly with one hand; and scowling at the lesbian fans of Be Your Own Pet.

The Metropolitan Police's 'Overbearing Tactics and Teargas' unit moved in.

"This thread has totally died for some reason," exclaimed three thousand rioting punks.

"Yeah? well, i'm not politically correct, i'm not the voice of a generation, and i am not a model citizen, so FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!" screamed a drunken and barely clothed cantankerous with a certain glee.

"She's tooootally waaa-sted," reacted a gay man at this odd breakout of passion and nakedness from a certain drunken source.

"WHO SAID THAT?" demanded she.

suddenly, cantankerous leapt for the queer source of this comment, but missed and instead landed in the arms of toilet & bowels.

"A gay man said that," narrates the narrator.

"it was porkmarras!" shouted coco, who immediately clasped her hand to her mouth, realizing what she had done.

she literally fell into a toilet, and now covered in many peoples different excrement, she ran home, still naked and covered in filth, embarrassed and crying.

"motherfucker! toilets don't have arms!"

"...or do they?" cantankerous was very puzzled.

"Sad but true, retard!" says k-krack, laughing hysterically at cantankerous' misfortune.