No, I've only heard tell of that one. I did see the famous furry food fight show, where three girls dressed as Elmo from Sesame Street did improv noise using food from the buffet and hurling it against the instruments. It's great what you can do with a sausage roll and a cymbal.

I was one of them dressed as Big Bird. We climbed on amps while the Elmos did their thing. Great times.

It is indeed great.

You were Big Bird? I was fucking Ernie!

Get out of fucking town! I remember tackling some bitch in an Ernie costume. Was that you? And another Big Bird started spraying honey mustard dressing out of a tube on a Cookie Monster.

That other big bird was a dude on the 'net that I know, and he says that some other dude on the 'net was at that show trying to get Vanilla Ice an audition to rap with SY. He insists ome other dude on the 'net has got a tape of Ice rapping over The Diamond Sea - something about flowers being purple or something, I'm not sure.

You haven't heard the track "Compton Valley Sea '91"? That's the one where Teh Yoof and Ice collaborated. He bitches on about pink flowers (you were close) while the band plays Diamond Sea and Lydia Lunch pops in and out going "HIIIT IT!!!".

I met that dude punching out Moses in a bathroom stall at a Dictators concert once where Shakira was on guitar. We were trying to get Shakira and Lee to do a duet because they were next door to us recording guitar.

Right, Iheards that shakira and Lee have a history of animosity between them or something. I think shakira freaked out over some ice cream once.

could that dude have a more cliche name?

Hell Yeah It Was! That hurt, btw.

Bob Jones is the original motherfucker. He got the snakes on the plane.

Hip Priest- Indeed, they do. Lee was happily eating Superman ice cream in a rainbow cone with Thurston and Shakira saw him and started yelling in her native tongue and belly danced into their table, ending up smashing his ice cream cone into his face. Ever since, they do not speak about this incident. It is referred to as Christmas.

Goo- Haha. I kicked your Ernie ass.

eta: what if any of sonic youth were to ever read this? interesting thought.

Yeah, that makes sense. It explains shakira's 'F*** Ice Cream' song, certainly.

Indeed it does. I love that song. "FUCK YOUR SUPERMAN! HA HA CHA!". Classic.

So what's your favorite SY record? I think i'm gonna go with I Against I with You're Living All Over Me as a close second.

Unknown Pleasures, and I heard Daydream Nation was pretty cool.

Mine is probably The Slim Shady LP

You must mean Day Moon Rising GooDirty LP.

Ahh, yes. Kill Yr Sister Ghosts Idols is pretty kickass too.

They have cds?

They make them out of cardboard because at a concert Mothers and PETA Against Noise and Animal Products told them it was illegal to make albums out of Joan Rivers.

wow thats crazy