"That's not a clown," cried Kegmama, "That's the singer from Arctic Monkeys, run the fucker down!"

Little did she realize, in her drunken haze, that she had actually run over, and killed Richard D. James!!!

Kegmama did not know it yet, but she had just made a lifelong enemy, in the shape of Hip Priest.

hip priest kept on mumbling unpleasentries in the direction of kegmama , silently in his head he wished he never got out of the bad this morning, it turned cold again.

The sky darkened and turned black and gloomy; Mark E. Smith started to sing, "White collar hits motorway services/It's the hip priest."

he fell over

Everyone turned to watch as Mark E. Smith, singer of such classics as The Classical, fell over onto the pavement.

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Originally Posted by sonicl Kegmama did not know it yet, but she had just made a lifelong enemy, in the shape of Hip Priest.

This is distressing news, so I'm going to talk about buses again!



Another bus came round the corner and, not expecting the earlier one to be there, crashed into the back of it.

"Oi, what's all this then?" cried the bus driver of the latter bus.

Then zombies started coming out of the bus.

The zombies found their comfort zone to be the first bus, and scattered across the pavement and through a broken pane of glass

Suddenly, Cantankerous began to projectile vomit all over Mark E. Smith.

Mark E. Smith had had just about enough of this, and grabbed his son, k-krack, and ran all the way to his suburban home.

''All of this because Kim Gordon burned some toast'' thought Mark E Smith

Getting back to Kim again, in her neighbourhood, a notorious bankrobber was on the loose, and decided he would switch up his gameplan, and rob some houses.

Little did the bankrobber/burglar was being followed by Scotland Yard's new rising star, His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles.

Then Prince Charles Fell to his face, and was forever disfigured.

No one really cared, everyone thought Charles was a dick, and he should be punished, in this case, a disfigured face.

Scotland Yard was appalled at the news of their rising star's disfigurement and decided to send out their second best dick, the young and up-coming Obi Wan Kenobi.

But Prince Harry was mad, so he and Obi Wan Kenobi started a english duel.