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You don't need to; I loved all the nonsense stuff. I liked making stuff up as I typed. I think the Time Surfers thing was quite good. We were all on top form.
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It's cool how we keep it bumped and all. But it's been a while sense we've goffed around and made fools of ourselves Edit- You got me. |
I was thinking of the old thread, sorry. There's been moments in this one too though.
This thread has become like a little mini-forum within the forum, or something. Actually, that's bollocks, but you know what I mean. |
Yes, I understand what you mean. It's almost like "what are you doing?"
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Hhahaha. ATTN: Everyone!!! Pop in/on yr EJSTANS tapes/rekkids/cd's and turn the volume WAY up and listen for ALL OF SISTER!!! It's way obvious during the breaks between songs. EX: At the end of Winner's Blues, you can hear "shizophrenia...." (as in "...is takin' me home")!!!
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Yeah, some dude on the net told me that's because SY wanted to do a buy-one-get-one-free offer on SY LPs, but they weren't allowed to. So late one night it seems that Steve broke into the record company office, drew a big picture of a cake over the bosses' portrait and recorded the two LP's onto one tape simultaeneously, so that you get them both. The band has been trying to get double royalties for every purchas ever since, one lot for each LP.
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if you stick around after the end of the diamond sea on cd, you can hear the infamous "cake session" which was steve's idea of a joke. he recorded himself eating cake with the king of the land of chocolate.
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I heard it was Eddie Van Halen trying to sabatage the youth's career.
That reminds me of the Butthole Surfers song with sounds of people going number 2 |
Steve has apparantly been obsessed with cake since the age of seven, when he witnessed a small cat eating some scone.
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yeah, van halen is a mean mofo. at the 1981 sonic youth show in candyland city, he jumped on stage during "i wanna be yr dog" and tried to steal the chocolate cake that he saw steve was hiding behind the drumkit. it got UGLY.
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Steve, of course, had wired the moist chocolate cream filling up to the electricity.
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This Is Not A Joke!!! I Will Fight Each And Every One Of You!!!
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CAKEFIGHT!
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of course. FIGHT! |
finding nobody quickly hopped from his side of the table to hip preist's.
"Let's form an allience!" said finding nobody. |
Grab yourself some gateau, comrades, and and prepare for action.
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schizophrenicroom yells for k-krack and gets out her secret weapons..
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Oh no...
Joel, we'd best open the special cake tin. |
you probably should..
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Are we gonna go for it? Or have a cake stand-off? We don't know what your secret weapon is, and you don't know what's in the special cake tin. Now is the time to negotiate a settlement, if you wish. Before the conflict escalates.
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all-in, my friend
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Right. Joel, what's in the special cake tin?
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(while we wait for Joel, I'd just like to say that it's raining against the window, and it sounds rather lovely.)
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i'm listening to the sounds of my brother counting change.
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It's tense business, this warfare, isn't it? Fortunately I'm used to waiting in this kind of situation; when I was fighting the cheesecake war with Thurston, we once had to wait three days in a trench, waiting for fresh supplies of biscuit base. Now and again the enemy would send vome hard, old scones over the top, testing our reserve, but we stuck it out.
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IM BACK
inside the speacial cake tin is a speacial spicey cake that burns your skin |
With this new and most dreadful of weapons, the spoils of victory will surely be ours.
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Sorry I'm late, schizo! I had a gigantik book report to eat!
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O RLY?
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And NO! The spoils are already mine for the taking! With this CAKE WITH A ROBOT INSIDE OF IT THAT SPITS OUT SNAKES!!! VENOMOUS SNAKES!!!
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YA RLY.
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WELL RLY! Robots that spit out snakes? Ptahhh! You rely too much on new fangled technology, my dear friend.
(hey Joel, why don't we have a snake-spitting robot?) |
New-fangled my touchey!!! Its the finest in modern snake-spitting teknology!
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yep robots rule. that sounds good
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^New-fangled, I tell you. Remember:
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Who cares. You clearly haven't seen mine and *schizo, c
mERE!!!.. schizo's awesome armor. We could block ARMOR-eating cake with this shit! |
I know it's a terrible faux pas, what with being in the middle of a war zone and all, but I really am awfully tired, you see, so I simply must go to bed.
G'night, Jade, Joel, Steve (posting the tape in the morning), Пятхъдесят Шест and Cantakerous. It's been a fun night. |
Have a good night, Seb. Good luck sleeping with all that cake in yr bed!!!
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good night
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Look's like it's just you an' me. *Eye-yee-eye-yee-eyeeeee.....bow boow boowwwwwwwwww... (ennio morricone music)
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