How Strange, innocence.

hola.

Hey.


It was very enjoyable, I thought, It was the sound of the rain that woke me up - not against the window, just the sound of it on the pavement! Ferocious is the best word for that storm.

I had a good day overall - very busy at work, and a relaxing evening with a few friends.

Hey guys and girl. I had a lovely. At lunch time I hung out with this girl I have a crush on, and we had a nice big ol' chat!

A girl at school shot me with an umbrella today. She pointed it at me and said 'bang'.

holy crap man.. you alright?

I'll live.

Well.. I dn't mean to embarrass you, but I'm a brilliant surgeon. Maybe I could help you with hump you got.

"What hump?"

(Young Frankenstien)

haha that movie is classic

A rap star was interviewed recently about shootings and said hey you know, we all gotta be packed 'cos somtimes you gotta wet somebody, you know what I'm sayin', but this shit that's goin' down now with these umbrellas and shit, I mean shit, homie, that's just too bad, and you know that I'm a bad motherfucka and all of that but all this sawn-off umbrella shit that be goin on, and these pump-action umbrellas, it's too wrong you know, you know people even be takin' this shit into schools now? Hey you know, it's time to say that things have gone too far before these kids get killed you know, we gotta tell these suckers the truth you know, umbrellas don't give no-one no good day, right?

Your mom was classic last night. If you catch my drift.

*smug air-thrust*

Anyway, there was a big scary storm last night here.

But we already talked about that.

I don't care how trendy it is to like storms and shit (i'm 100% trendwhore aside from this), I flat-out don't like storms. They scare me.

Sure is, my man.

In response to HP, hahaaha what the shit is that about?!

I'm off for a little bit guys. Have a nice deal.

This storm is going to 'get' you, k-krack.

ooh, a storm.

hey danny.

steve- we had some sweet lightning a few nights ago.

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weeeeell, you know what?! I'll fuckin get YOU, and i'll fucking EAT you, you little son of a bitch!!! Watch it, asshole!



Who's with me in saying that The Get Up Kids did an awesome cover of the Cure's Close to Me? *I am!!!

my name's forrest, forrest gump.

i love shrimp.

Ahhh man, so do I. When there is shrimp around, I eat that shit up supa'-kwik.

I'm in school right now lol

I'm about to leave to get my braces tightened. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu ckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

i'm pouring tea and i'm quite happy and relaxed.

I need to go number 1. And 2.

*leaves*

I've just got back. I met my wife for lunch and then bought two books. I'm going to put the kettle on. Coffee, anyone?

Coffee? Yes, please. Someone made me one about an hour ago and I forgot about it.

I had a cup about an hour ago, while I was looking round the bookshop. Not so nice cold, is it? I'm having a spoonful of honey in mine, let me know if you want one too. Also, I happen to know that there's a box of fresh custard doughnuts in my kitchen, made by Mr Sainsbury. Mmmmm.

Honey? Urgh! And I'll pass on the doughnuts too, but thanks for the offer.

Have you tried Mr S's oatmeal and raisin cookies from the bakery section? Rather overpriced, but utterly delicious.



EDIT - Don't worry about the coffee. It's five o'clock and I'm off home. It was good to see you though.

I'm stuck with two cups of coffee then. Shame. Mr Sainsbury does almost everything better than other shops in my opinion. I like the white chocolate and raspberry cookies.

If you need someone to drink that second cup I'll gladly take it. I've just gotten up and I have yet to have any today. I was debating as whether or not to get out my french press.

It's yours, you're always welcome.

Thank you, Priest.

What time is it there anyways?

17:30, almost time for tea.

6 hours ahead of us.

My house is out OF DRINKABLES.

Well, all thats left is tap water, milk, beer, and pomegranate juice. Ew.

No coffee? Are you going mad?

He will be soon if there's no coffee around.

Surely there's some kind of emergencycoffee supply somewhere in the house?

We have cinnabon coffee that my friend's mom gave us.

But I think you'll notice that the tap water in england is not exactly... clean?

Tap water is a load of shit. Get a filter jug and remove the crap. They're cool.