Rome Plows
Rome Plows
Rome Plows

Plowed, indeed.

I hope someone mistook me as an extra in one of the town's ghost tours.

I try pretty hard not to make faces when I play guitar.
Sometimes it happens. And I look like I don't have any teeth.

Looks contemplative.

A sketch a friend did of me (she did it from memory) that makes be look like the bastard child of Egon and Sid Vicious.

I love how your entire right side is larger than your left.

And my hands are the same color and as my pants, giving the appearance of being pantless.

You're not pantsless. You just lack a pelvis and legs which have instead been replaced with sticks.

I've been reduced to damn finger puppet

With invisible hair

there are more unflattering photos of me around than there ever will be flattering ones. hah!

in a few years

Aaargh!
Natural light!!
Can't stand it!

yes, that would be a perfect pic for the good old " fuck with my face " thread. No sexual activities involved with that terminology, for all you rather new boarders.

Repped

May not be dressed as a baby, but still not lookin' good

 

five am. three hours of sleep.

I know its repost but it fits better here...
3 1/2 hours of sleep, a bottle of jack daniels and around 40 cigarettes later I looked like this, and yes, still fun while smokin...no I am not completely naked...

How's that unflattering? That's badass.

^ i concur. great hair, by the way.

what in the fuck is with yr pinkie?!

I was prancing in central park like a yankee fop

its a classic bedhead...I woke up, lighted up a cigarette and thought "fuck..." short before the cig was over I took that photo, cause a buddy said I look like trash

ressurrecting this thread because i think this photo is both hideous and hilarious.

this is soooo easy.

Rob the younger!

and the unflatteringest of the unflattering.... begona and me. telling it like we think it is. probably not ideal to cross these two drunk bitches.

"telling it like we think it is" haha, thats what it's all about. That's actually a pretty awesome picture.

This is about as unflattering as it gets (back in January):

is yer friend in a banana costume?

I love it and hate it all at the same time.

Yeah, I'm the one with the possessed eyeballs.

Conrad: teal :3

This is last summer I believe....

 

drunk w/double chin




drunker & apparently pregnant.

Wasted






Unshaved mess.

ho-ly shit.
you look just like me, except for the glasses, and i shaved the beard off a few months back.

me: