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Pookie 08.27.2008 03:29 PM

You can keep your bathroom shower cubicle sparkling clean longer by washing the whole shower stall, then waxing with car wax (not turtle wax as this is green, be sure to get clear wax). This keeps the dirt and grime from sticking.

Cantankerous 08.27.2008 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
Girls- What can we talk about that will make the guys uncomfortable and not want to comment on anymore?!

Hmmmmm... Do you Douche regulalry?

what was the consistency and texture of your last abortion?

EMMAh 08.27.2008 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
Girls- What can we talk about that will make the guys uncomfortable and not want to comment on anymore?!

Hmmmmm... Do you Douche regulalry?


Apparently douching isn't good for you.

Kegmama 08.27.2008 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
what was the consistency and texture of your last abortion?


^ haha. NICE!

when you shit- always wipe front to back, never back to front! feces has bacteria that can cause infection and disease in your happy place.

EMMAh 08.27.2008 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
what was the consistency and texture of your last abortion?


My friend's sister had one and had some massive clots. You also had an abnormal amount of bleeding and what not.

Pookie 08.27.2008 03:35 PM

There. I kicked some life into this dying thread.

Come on girls, you're on your own now.

Kegmama 08.27.2008 03:37 PM

I'm all about woman having the right to choose, but I am against abortion. That's why I have two kids I guess.

"The- the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails allegedly."

Cantankerous 08.27.2008 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh
My friend's sister had one and had some massive clots. You also had an abnormal amount of bleeding and what not.

ew one time i had such a heavy period that i had to change my tampon every 10 minutes
and there was tons of blood clots
it looked like the cover of Strawberry Jam (the animal collective album)
i think it was probably a miscarriage

Cantankerous 08.27.2008 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
I'm all about woman having the right to choose, but I am against abortion. That's why I have two kids I guess.

"The- the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails allegedly."

i agree, i'm all pro-choice but i would never have an abortion myself.

EMMAh 08.27.2008 03:43 PM

Apparently you get a brown discharge too when you have a miscarriage?

I'm not against abortion at all, if I ever get pregnant I'll have one in a heart beat (I know my mom would support that too)

All the teachers at my school try to get more people to consider abortions, because they see a lot of girls who get pregnant dropping out of school and never coming back. A high school diploma can help you out a lot.

Funny fact:

My mom had three miscarriages before my brother, and one in between him and me.

If any of those pregnancies worked out, I wouldn't be here.

Cantankerous 08.27.2008 03:47 PM

i don't remember if it was brown or not but i was like 16 so i guess it was a good thing if there was a baby expelled. not that i was going to school anyway.

!@#$%! 08.27.2008 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
Girls- What can we talk about that will make the guys uncomfortable and not want to comment on anymore?!

Hmmmmm... Do you Douche regulalry?


ha ha haaaaaaa


come on, that is not scary

make a good douche with apple cider vinegar, or with diluted yogurt, but DO NOT use the chemical crap DO NOT. it will make yr pussy shrivel up & die.

Rob Instigator 08.27.2008 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh
Apparently douching isn't good for you.


over-douching is really the problem. it dries out the vaginal walls and the cervix, which are all mucus membranes. imagine rinsing your sinuses with vinegar,

Cantankerous 08.27.2008 03:52 PM

women should not have to douche, the vagina has it's own cleaning mechanisms. that shit is archaic.

!@#$%! 08.27.2008 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
women should not have to douche, the vagina has it's own cleaning mechanisms. that shit is archaic.


AFTER YOU ACCIDENTALLY GET STUFFED WITH FROZEN STRAWBERRIES A DOUCHE COMES HANDY

OK I GOTTA GO

PORKY DONT CRY!!

Cantankerous 08.27.2008 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
AFTER YOU ACCIDENTALLY GET STUFFED WITH FROZEN STRAWBERRIES A DOUCHE COMES HANDY


not gonna happen

EMMAh 08.27.2008 04:00 PM

Yeah, how does something like that happen accidentally?

Kegmama 08.27.2008 04:26 PM

Strawberries in your slot is no kind of accident. Food is meant to be eaten/consumed. I have never understood why you would want to insert food into other orifices. They make actual toys for that kind of thing.

mangajunky 08.27.2008 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
AFTER YOU ACCIDENTALLY GET STUFFED WITH FROZEN STRAWBERRIES A DOUCHE COMES HANDY



Strawberries ain't Kosher no more:

http://www.northjersey.com/news/nort...awberries.html

touch me i'm sick 08.27.2008 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh
Friggg, that must be terrible. The only time I've puked from pain is when my kidney stones were really bad.



i just got back from india, and the worst timing led me to discover i had two kidney stones. i was more amused than worried, usually that doesn't happen to younger people. but yeah those motherfuckers hurt like a bitch. i have yet to pass them. yeeesh


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