hey guise what's goin' on?

Hangover + rather much drink + furious dancing. Yeah. uh.

meow

tomorrow is going to suck

good evenings.

while i am not exactly fucking wasted or so help you god, i'm coming down with a good buzz that should last me a couple of hours (depending on food. wine, etc). do i qualify? or is this only for those who are at the peak of their intoxicated paroxysms?

A quarter of the posts in here are asking if they qualify to post.

I'm not even close to tipsy.

must be that fucking theological guilt-tripping title

i've been wasted all day so i've paid my dues.

feels fucking great.

Theological guilt-tripping? If you say so.

"or so help me god". invoking the wrath of the old cyclops, etc.

So you feel guilty about that?

no teef, i mean that's probalbly why 1/4 of the people feel like asking if it's ok for them to post here

you're clearly not wasted, by the way. your posts reek of caffeine. oh yeah.

anyway gotta go.

Dank+ Raspberry vodka

UP WITH THE FUCKING THREAD

no puking tho

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y

Mustaphamond are the fucking best rock band in the world! Damn, my head is still reeling. More dope, more tequate!

I am so gone, I need more beer. Someone has more vodka?

just got drunk for the first time

sup y'all . ? been drinkin for hours

i've been drinking so much recently that i can't tell if either i can't get drunk anymore or i'm just drunk all the time

my tolerance has gone right up as well. its taking a lot more for me to feel drunk and even more to get to the point where i am wasted which is provinf quite expensive, might start drinking the listerine.

I jsut got in, put on Donuts, tried to talk to a friend on facebook, and fell off my chair (after battling not too by desperately grabbing onto it for a while). Then lay lsitening to Don't Cry for a the whole track. Then got up, clawed my way back onto the chair for a bit, and fell off again. THis is all perhaps a sign that the alchohol has effected me more than I thought...

The Sequel

resin and convenience store red wine. it's been a good week.

I have 2 bottles of Night Train in the fridge. I'm seriously debating joining yr duo.

Listerine is fo' the hardcore drinkers, well done for stomaching that shit. Posting in dis' for the first time, haven't had vodka in FOREVER. I GUILT triip myself for drinking too much because of the demanding job. Feelz goodd.


They ought to start selling some Rebel yell in canada. Aw well...Next drinkin period it'll be Absynthe.

damn, that's hardcore. I don't do stuff with a twist off. this required a corkscrew, which I recently reclaimed by having sex with my exe's short term roommate. that was part of why it was a good week.

drink up and I'll hit the pipe with nothing in it that smoke comes out of anyway again!

resin hits!

cheers! (and I don't mean Ted Danson this time).

I've walked on water,
Danced in fire
Can't seem to feel it anymore































































































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hai

Im not wasted but Im alittle buzzed and real high...just got home from a show...I made this for you star wars fans!!!!!!!

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all of you can just fuck off.

srsly.

I'm gone, who wants a drunk dial?

oh. oh. call me,


its 1-800-AWESOME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3Q_CZy968

please post phone intercourse tapes

all fun is good fun

goodnight ladies

goodnight, sweet ladies

goodnight

goodnight

Hell yeah I'm wasted as fuuuuckk. I realised this when I spent about 10 minutes trying to fcuking stand up in my living room at home. DAMN YOU TEQUILA/BOURBEN/CIDER/SINGLE MALTS!!!! Jesus, listening to Schlippenbach's 'Monk's Casino' and it's really goddamn fucking with me in my current state. Curse you Monk and yr chromatic awesomeness!!! BAKC TO UNI TMORROW!!! YAYY!!! REJOOIIICEE!!!

fancy ass quesadillas!