beers

refer you to my posts currently in whatca doin (the only place i plan on posting again)

Yay, I once again qualify for this thread!

Or, perhaps, quantify! *drinking gesture*


That has to be the least humorous joke of all time.

getting toxicated, tomorrow shall have fun day at work

I haven't really drank Schnapps as I am now. I've always deferred to my Irish patrimony for the booze. Tonight, the matrimony!

^ Etymologically speaking, of course. I'm not getting married, you sexists.

I can't be arsed to reply to Lurker's post on another thread right now because I am still wasted from last night. I'm also here to remind everyone to be more Nigerian, Scottish, Japanese or Slovakian today. Bye.

Porky, I love ya !!! Be more Nigerian with me.

having a beer and listening to some arthur doyle.

i am considerably intoxicated, yes.

man, im great. having a few beers. listening to puffy areolas.

Skunk + Long Island Iced Tea + French Fries

i thought you were trying to make yourself stop listening to rock music?

wake/bake

this. every single day. without fail.



i was loaded last night. won't be doing that again for awhile.

I got loaded last night as well. I never drink and I got fuckered off of 3 hobgoblins and a whisky and ice.
fuck mix.

greens are better. fuck nausea with a sword.

you said it man. every time i get wasted i remember why i'm a pothead instead of a drunk. i feel like shittttttt

you bitches should learn to swill wine. good stuff.

say no to velicoff vodka.

i drank a lot of wine last night...

wine + jack = headaches

when i say *learn* i dont mean simply drink, i mean drink right ha ha ha.

wine is great to wash the cottonmouth btw

red wine + white wine + jack + budweiser = death


it was all free though.


party crashing ftw. i stole their food too.

budweiser! pisss!

good thing you thefted.

next time you need liquor for your wine keep some brandy in stash-- or cognac-- oh yeah it will fuck you up with it will not cross your wires.

apparently, the chinese drink cognac like there's no tomorrow

anyway, i am hungry, aaaaaahhhhh

happy breakfast-- eat something better than haribo bears ha ha ha say no to anorexia.

eggs, pancakes, bacon, that's what im talking about. mmmm... pancakes...

i love budweiser. stl for life. i drink that shit like water.

i had a bacon + egg sandwich and fried potatoes for breakfast. pounding the b6 + vicodin. hangover's killed, i'm just drained now.



ps say no to box wine.

sunday morning got to be waffles with fresh fruit and lots of whipped cream

puke.


sugar is a no right now.

fuck you, im REALLY hungry now! reading yr post make my stomach growl.

anyway, bud is now belgian, it was bought by stella artois wasnt it?

gotta go get breakfast & get ready for drinks this afternoon. meanwhile, mrs !@#$%! remains unconscious.

IM FUCKING HUNGRY.

i gotta go. have fun in nueva york & say hello to katz's deli for me. holy fuck i want pastrami.

seeya.

I love cheap beer for some reason, especially Black Label.

Mostly I'll just drink liquor tho
wine can be great, depending on the setting..

that's because budweiser might as well be fucking water

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bitches

wine is a good fucking drink especially if you drink 2 bottles you feel fucking wonderful

anyway im not promoting alcoholism or anything. just good fucking drink. as opposed to drinking piss-- always a drag & all.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSelebrate you kuntz!!

ah ha ha ha. ok forgive the expletives. but im saying, there's wayz & wayzzzzzzzz

mmmm, sundays are good

I just came back from a "rock-opera".
It was awful. But they did have free champagne at the end (that's why I posted in this thread, duh) hence why I'm in this thread.

good one.

fixed

represent

how am I ever going to get out of this seat..

soo high

ripped off de bong again.

i had some shots before catching the train home and i'm still drunk, this girl from work was trying it on with me in front of her boyfrined, he must be total pussy

CITY GIIIIIRL, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, I LOOOOOOOVE YOU
I DOOOOO IDOOOOOO I DOOOOOOO
Beers in the morning after a hangover is the best ever. life rules