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finding nobody 08.24.2006 08:25 PM

All of a sudden the mysterious and mystical man known as finding nobody bursts in the room.

Cantankerous 08.24.2006 08:27 PM

"dad, what's art garfunkel doing here?" asked coco.

finding nobody 08.24.2006 08:28 PM

The name's Joel. Good to meet ya.
(hahaahahah. fuck you lilly! i knew you were gonna pull that rubbish)

sonicl 08.25.2006 12:42 AM

A man in a white coat entered the room, carrying several straitjackets and a syringe filled with a clear liquid.

jon boy 08.25.2006 03:12 AM

'This wont hurt a bit' said the man with a gleam in his eye and a smirk on his face.

Hip Priest 08.25.2006 03:17 AM

Tension mounted as the medical man surveyed the room, carefully selecting his first subject.

sonicl 08.25.2006 03:22 AM

"Me! Me! Me!", squealed Cantankerous.

static-harmony 08.25.2006 03:33 AM

Soon a lightning shower began.

Hip Priest 08.25.2006 03:33 AM

'Erm, can I just ask what exactly is in that syringe?', asked Steve.

static-harmony 08.25.2006 03:37 AM

Lee replied in a stern voice, "life man Life."

sonicl 08.25.2006 03:38 AM

"What's in the syringe is really not important," said white coat man, "now stop fussing, it's just a little prick."

atari 2600 08.25.2006 03:39 AM

That's what she said.

static-harmony 08.25.2006 03:41 AM

Kim then started dancing, to Madonna's Like a vrigin.

atari 2600 08.25.2006 03:42 AM

Lee began to play with the boom box's volume & equalization controls, as if possessed.

Hip Priest 08.25.2006 03:42 AM

The cat jumped on to the turntable, riding it like a roundabout, miaowing ecstatically.

static-harmony 08.25.2006 03:43 AM

Then Thurston started, playing erratically on his guitar.

Hip Priest 08.25.2006 03:46 AM

'Yeah, far out, f***ing go for it Thursty, jam it ha ha ha', screamed the cat.

atari 2600 08.25.2006 03:46 AM

Lee turned down the boom box because the noises that the cat on the Coltrane record & the guitar Thurston was coaxing forth sounded like something he wanted to hear, to experience...to live...but he still periodically blasted forth intervals of Madonna playing the boom box controls like an instrument...in the meanwhile, he was looking around for just the right setup through which to to run his guitar.

Tokolosh 08.25.2006 03:53 AM

While all this was happening, Kim was in her own world, dancing away and thinking of how Madonna had made it to the top.

Hip Priest 08.25.2006 03:54 AM

But something was about to happen; something that would bring Kim straight out of her trance-like state.


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